I think I've decided I need to go to TJ Maxx after work.
It's all Aimee's fault, as such things frequently are.
eta: Poor JZ. I hope the manicure helps.
She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Sep 21, 2006 2:55:27 pm PDT #4182 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
StolenCubicle - Sep 21, 2006 2:59:33 pm PDT #4183 of 10000
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."
Admittedly this'd be a more useful protective measure if you and your family actually lived on the Serengeti, but still -- meerkats grooming your children! Effective delousing plus ded of teh cute!
Lice is a plague, thus meerkats are kings of usefull!
I think I should briefly explain my handle before bitching about my day. The reason I call myself stolen cubicle, is because I have yet have a permanent cubicle. I get shuffled around the office, from big to small cubicles, I get moved around. Then there are brief half-week stretches where I have no cubicle because someone newly hired has moved into mine, and I must stealk an hour here, a lunch break there, on various peoples cubicles.
My bitching is because it's been a month and a half and yet still don't have a desk, let alone a cubicle. ARG! If this wasn't a decent wage for someone with no previous office experience and if it wasn't easy work, I would run away screaming.
Also, Timelies.
Cass - Sep 21, 2006 3:00:33 pm PDT #4184 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Spa anythings are a wonderful cure.
I should know for sure by Weds (how convenient, what with it being my b-day and all), at the very absolute latest.It should be a birthday prezzie!
I'm only needed for the flight into Portland and the flight back to Denver so I'm all yours for pretty much 5 days, Cass... if that's ok. I'm all bouncy and excited.Absolutely! bounce
Ginger - Sep 21, 2006 3:11:31 pm PDT #4185 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I should go somewhere, because AirTran has a two-day sale to end all sales right now. For me, it's $27 one-way to Jacksonville, $21 to Savannah, $75 to NY. Anyway, anyone in a city AirTran serves should go look at this sale.
Maybe there's a market for renting monkeys to lice-ridden schools, like they rent goats to clear out underbrush.
StolenCubicle - Sep 21, 2006 3:16:13 pm PDT #4186 of 10000
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."
Maybe there's a market for renting monkeysI wish. I have this not-so-secet fantansy about teaching monkey's how to use lighters. Not for, you know, sex but just to watch them burn with that look of squee on their faces that you only get to see on Pres. Bush after someone has tickled him (usually a ploy used to pass bills[which is the only explination I find for ANWAR being passed]).
Cass - Sep 21, 2006 3:32:22 pm PDT #4187 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Or a meerkat! And as an extra bonus, the meerkat would periodically perch upright on your kids' shoulders to scan the sky for predators, so you'd never ever have to worry about any of them being snatched by an owl or a hawk.I ever have kids? I am getting me some meerkats. Can't be too vigilant on those owl and hawknappings.
just to watch them burn with that look of squee on their facesClicky fire!!!!
DavidS - Sep 21, 2006 4:04:55 pm PDT #4188 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
New haircut photos start here
That is a great haircut. But, frankly, I need more of Gloomcookie's pretty face in these pictures.
Trudes, I really do owe him a finger monkey by now. Though meerkat pups are only the size of an index finger so I think he'd take a baby meerkat in fair exchange. Too bad ferrets are illegal in California.
P.M. Marc - Sep 21, 2006 4:11:59 pm PDT #4189 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Much nicer on you than Posh!
I think I'm going to experiment with alternative treatment, and see if a spa manicure right after work ($9 at the place across the street) makes me feel any better.
I found a pedicure helped.
DavidS - Sep 21, 2006 4:28:11 pm PDT #4190 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ reports the manicure helped. The manicurist gave her an extra-long you're-a-pregnant lady forearm massage.
Nicole - Sep 21, 2006 4:35:10 pm PDT #4191 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Absolutely!
Woot! Today is a very good day. A very good day, indeed. And October was already shaping up to be an excellent month and now it is even more so.
I found a pedicure helped.
I bet that with a pedicure JZ would get an extra-long you're-a-pregnant lady calf massage.