How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Sep 20, 2006 6:52:18 am PDT #3872 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I would like to go home, please. I would like to sleep more, and go grocery shopping, and clean, and....


Aims - Sep 20, 2006 6:52:53 am PDT #3873 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm right with ya, bebe. Took me so long to get out of bed this morning.


Lee - Sep 20, 2006 6:53:41 am PDT #3874 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I would like to stay home, and do all those things, but instead I fear I shall have to put on pants and shoes, and venture out.


juliana - Sep 20, 2006 6:54:41 am PDT #3875 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

instead I fear I shall have to put on pants and shoes, and venture out.

And come do all those things for me?? bats eyes


Steph L. - Sep 20, 2006 6:55:48 am PDT #3876 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Man, is there anything worse than having cramps o' doom WHILE AT WORK and really wanting to go home but not wanting to explain why to your MALE boss?

I thought not.

Grr. I don't feel like discussing my uterine lining with Incompetent!Boss.

Though apparently I don't mind discussing it with the entire internet.


Ailleann - Sep 20, 2006 6:57:32 am PDT #3877 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

You should give him a cryptic "female problems." That may get the response you want without a whole lot of extra explaining.


Vortex - Sep 20, 2006 6:57:42 am PDT #3878 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Man, is there anything worse than having cramps o' doom WHILE AT WORK and really wanting to go home but not wanting to explain why to your MALE boss?

actually, that's better. They get scared and don't want to know the details. "Female trouble" is scary. Sexist, but it works for us.

eta: great minds, allieann.


SuziQ - Sep 20, 2006 6:58:46 am PDT #3879 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

When my alarm woke me this morning, I looked at the time and for a moment, honestly could not figure out why I would ever want to get up at that hour. Then the brain clicked in and forced my body up and into the shower. I'm still mad at my brain.


Aims - Sep 20, 2006 6:59:59 am PDT #3880 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is AIM giving anyone else problems with signing on?


Ailleann - Sep 20, 2006 7:00:16 am PDT #3881 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

See, Vortex agrees, that means it must be so!

Either that or you rush into his office, tell him in a panicked voice that the communists are invading and you have to go, and then take off and don't come back the rest of the day. He'll be entertained for hours trying to figure it out!