When my alarm woke me this morning, I looked at the time and for a moment, honestly could not figure out why I would ever want to get up at that hour. Then the brain clicked in and forced my body up and into the shower. I'm still mad at my brain.
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Is AIM giving anyone else problems with signing on?
See, Vortex agrees, that means it must be so!
Either that or you rush into his office, tell him in a panicked voice that the communists are invading and you have to go, and then take off and don't come back the rest of the day. He'll be entertained for hours trying to figure it out!
actually, that's better. They get scared and don't want to know the details. "Female trouble" is scary. Sexist, but it works for us.
I like to think of it as subverting the sexism.
Announcement:
I love Tom Scola.
Analysis:
He is made of awesome.
Man, is there anything worse than having cramps o' doom WHILE AT WORK and really wanting to go home but not wanting to explain why to your MALE boss?
Considering I'm older than all my male bosses, I enjoy the look of terror when I say, "Look, it's female stuff." It appeals to the bitch that I am at those times. I'm waiting for one of them to say, "Huh?", then I'll say, "Are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? Sisters? If not, it might be illegal in Utah to tell you about this."
He is made of awesome.
I have analyzed this analysis, and I have come to the same conclusion. Matter of fact, I might ditch my current research paper and write one about the awesomeness of Tom.
I have reached the point in my "omigod I have so much to do" September that I no longer have so much to do, and I could finish up a bunch of stuff in a few hours. Unfortunately, I don't wanna do any of that stuff. I hope there's some ambition in the bottom of this latte I'm drinking.
I know someone who knows the people that started PLoS. If anyone was interested, Steph.
Matter of fact, I might ditch my current research paper and write one about the awesomeness of Tom.
Include a picture, because you won't be able to find the words to adequately describe the smile.