I'm right with ya, bebe. Took me so long to get out of bed this morning.
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I would like to stay home, and do all those things, but instead I fear I shall have to put on pants and shoes, and venture out.
instead I fear I shall have to put on pants and shoes, and venture out.
And come do all those things for me?? bats eyes
Man, is there anything worse than having cramps o' doom WHILE AT WORK and really wanting to go home but not wanting to explain why to your MALE boss?
I thought not.
Grr. I don't feel like discussing my uterine lining with Incompetent!Boss.
Though apparently I don't mind discussing it with the entire internet.
You should give him a cryptic "female problems." That may get the response you want without a whole lot of extra explaining.
Man, is there anything worse than having cramps o' doom WHILE AT WORK and really wanting to go home but not wanting to explain why to your MALE boss?
actually, that's better. They get scared and don't want to know the details. "Female trouble" is scary. Sexist, but it works for us.
eta: great minds, allieann.
When my alarm woke me this morning, I looked at the time and for a moment, honestly could not figure out why I would ever want to get up at that hour. Then the brain clicked in and forced my body up and into the shower. I'm still mad at my brain.
Is AIM giving anyone else problems with signing on?
See, Vortex agrees, that means it must be so!
Either that or you rush into his office, tell him in a panicked voice that the communists are invading and you have to go, and then take off and don't come back the rest of the day. He'll be entertained for hours trying to figure it out!