Willow ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
actually, that's better. They get scared and don't want to know the details. "Female trouble" is scary. Sexist, but it works for us.
I like to think of it as subverting the sexism.
Announcement:
I love Tom Scola.
Analysis:
He is made of awesome.
Man, is there anything worse than having cramps o' doom WHILE AT WORK and really wanting to go home but not wanting to explain why to your MALE boss?
Considering I'm older than all my male bosses, I enjoy the look of terror when I say, "Look, it's female stuff." It appeals to the bitch that I am at those times. I'm waiting for one of them to say, "Huh?", then I'll say, "Are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? Sisters? If not, it might be illegal in Utah to tell you about this."
He is made of awesome.
I have analyzed this analysis, and I have come to the same conclusion. Matter of fact, I might ditch my current research paper and write one about the awesomeness of Tom.
I have reached the point in my "omigod I have so much to do" September that I no longer have so much to do, and I could finish up a bunch of stuff in a few hours. Unfortunately, I don't wanna do any of that stuff. I hope there's some ambition in the bottom of this latte I'm drinking.
I know someone who knows the people that started PLoS. If anyone was interested, Steph.
Matter of fact, I might ditch my current research paper and write one about the awesomeness of Tom.
Include a picture, because you won't be able to find the words to adequately describe the smile.
Include a picture, because you won't be able to find the words to adequately describe the smile.
Good call. With a graph that shows how people's moods improve upon seeing said smile.
Joe says the Apocalypse is coming.
I left the house without makeup.
I left the house without makeup.
Did you pack it all, already?