After all, in this story
Plus, ASSBABIES.
I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.
Simon ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Sep 05, 2006 8:32:40 pm PDT #1927 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Aims - Sep 05, 2006 8:34:04 pm PDT #1928 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Thanks, Plei. These girls are high-larious to raise.
THe other day she demanded a waffle (I swear they are all she wants to eat ever). I said, "Not for lunch. How about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"
She gave me this look like she was a Beverly Hills socialite asked to shop in The Valley.
§ ita § - Sep 05, 2006 8:34:06 pm PDT #1929 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jaysus, people. That whitefont is teh nast.
Pix - Sep 05, 2006 8:35:09 pm PDT #1930 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oh gross. I just had to look at the whitefont. Must. Find. Brain. Bleach.
Lee - Sep 05, 2006 8:36:19 pm PDT #1931 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You guys want the link, right?
juliana - Sep 05, 2006 8:37:56 pm PDT #1932 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
You guys want the link, right?
NO. Sweet Jeebus on a stick, NO.
Vortex - Sep 05, 2006 8:37:56 pm PDT #1933 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Note to Self: Never ever tell Plei she can AiM you about the badfic
That is the best rec ever!
Ahem. Do I have to remind you of the Prehensile Secondary Sex Penis rec from Smallville? Best. badfic. ever. And Smallville rocks the assbabies like the Baby Jesus. Ha!
DavidS - Sep 05, 2006 8:38:04 pm PDT #1934 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You guys want the link, right?
Let me know when you find Kissinger's Lactating Assbabies.
Aims - Sep 05, 2006 8:39:33 pm PDT #1935 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You guys want the link, right?
I had enough of the lactating when it was me. I don't need to read about the bleached blonde, effeminate vampire poet doing it.
Pix - Sep 05, 2006 8:40:04 pm PDT #1936 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Let me know when you find Kissinger's Lactating Assbabies.
Do not. Give Plei. Ideas.