You guys want the link, right?
I had enough of the lactating when it was me. I don't need to read about the bleached blonde, effeminate vampire poet doing it.
Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Sep 05, 2006 8:39:33 pm PDT #1935 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Pix - Sep 05, 2006 8:40:04 pm PDT #1936 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Let me know when you find Kissinger's Lactating Assbabies.
Do not. Give Plei. Ideas.
Lee - Sep 05, 2006 8:40:23 pm PDT #1937 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
OOOOOH, Smallville bad fic.
I think I need me some.
DavidS - Sep 05, 2006 8:40:31 pm PDT #1938 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
the bleached blonde, effeminate vampire poet doing it.
Are you slandering Edna St. Vincent Millay?!?
DavidS - Sep 05, 2006 8:41:16 pm PDT #1939 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Do not. Give Plei. Ideas.
Ple gets her own idea. Who knows where. Perhaps the assbabies give Ple the Ideas.
She doesn't have a muse. She has assbabies.
Lee - Sep 05, 2006 8:41:23 pm PDT #1940 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Juliana, check your email.
P.M. Marc - Sep 05, 2006 8:41:51 pm PDT #1941 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Sheesh, the ASSBABIES don't lactate.
They are lacated for!
What scares me most about the Andrew/Spike is that I'm pretty certain the writer did some research into this (or had a kidlet herself). Too many details that would be accurate if it weren't, you know, assbabies.
P.M. Marc - Sep 05, 2006 8:43:06 pm PDT #1942 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Ple gets her own idea. Who knows where.
Shower, usually, or the car.
The good ones, at any rate. The rest were all dares.
Vortex - Sep 05, 2006 8:43:46 pm PDT #1943 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I think I need me some.
I've got the link bookmarked at work. I might even post some of the more salient phrases.
Lee - Sep 05, 2006 8:44:25 pm PDT #1944 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
YAY!
Both for Smallville badfic, and for this badfic. It's been a long time since I've laughed hard enough to scare the cats.