Buffistas

Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'

Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.

Closed Threads

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

First Previous Next Last Recent

Aims - Sep 05, 2006 8:34:04 pm PDT #1928 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks, Plei. These girls are high-larious to raise.

THe other day she demanded a waffle (I swear they are all she wants to eat ever). I said, "Not for lunch. How about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"

She gave me this look like she was a Beverly Hills socialite asked to shop in The Valley.

§ ita § - Sep 05, 2006 8:34:06 pm PDT #1929 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jaysus, people. That whitefont is teh nast.

Pix - Sep 05, 2006 8:35:09 pm PDT #1930 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh gross. I just had to look at the whitefont. Must. Find. Brain. Bleach.

Lee - Sep 05, 2006 8:36:19 pm PDT #1931 of 10000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You guys want the link, right?

juliana - Sep 05, 2006 8:37:56 pm PDT #1932 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

You guys want the link, right?

NO. Sweet Jeebus on a stick, NO.

Vortex - Sep 05, 2006 8:37:56 pm PDT #1933 of 10000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Note to Self: Never ever tell Plei she can AiM you about the badfic

That is the best rec ever!

Ahem. Do I have to remind you of the Prehensile Secondary Sex Penis rec from Smallville? Best. badfic. ever. And Smallville rocks the assbabies like the Baby Jesus. Ha!

DavidS - Sep 05, 2006 8:38:04 pm PDT #1934 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You guys want the link, right?

Let me know when you find Kissinger's Lactating Assbabies.

Aims - Sep 05, 2006 8:39:33 pm PDT #1935 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

You guys want the link, right?

I had enough of the lactating when it was me. I don't need to read about the bleached blonde, effeminate vampire poet doing it.

Pix - Sep 05, 2006 8:40:04 pm PDT #1936 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Let me know when you find Kissinger's Lactating Assbabies.

Do not. Give Plei. Ideas.

Lee - Sep 05, 2006 8:40:23 pm PDT #1937 of 10000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

OOOOOH, Smallville bad fic.

I think I need me some.

First Previous Next Last Recent