'Safe'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Note to Self: Never ever tell Plei she can AiM you about the badfic
That is the best rec ever!
Ahem. Do I have to remind you of the Prehensile Secondary Sex Penis rec from Smallville? Best. badfic. ever. And Smallville rocks the assbabies like the Baby Jesus. Ha!
You guys want the link, right?
Let me know when you find Kissinger's Lactating Assbabies.
You guys want the link, right?
I had enough of the lactating when it was me. I don't need to read about the bleached blonde, effeminate vampire poet doing it.
Let me know when you find Kissinger's Lactating Assbabies.
Do not. Give Plei. Ideas.
OOOOOH, Smallville bad fic.
I think I need me some.
the bleached blonde, effeminate vampire poet doing it.
Are you slandering Edna St. Vincent Millay?!?
Do not. Give Plei. Ideas.
Ple gets her own idea. Who knows where. Perhaps the assbabies give Ple the Ideas.
She doesn't have a muse. She has assbabies.
Juliana, check your email.
Sheesh, the ASSBABIES don't lactate.
They are lacated for!
What scares me most about the Andrew/Spike is that I'm pretty certain the writer did some research into this (or had a kidlet herself). Too many details that would be accurate if it weren't, you know, assbabies.
Ple gets her own idea. Who knows where.
Shower, usually, or the car.
The good ones, at any rate. The rest were all dares.