I've been told (by a friend who works in the Halloween industry, the lucky thing) that the Halloween issue of Better Homes & Gardens is a thing of beauty.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Sep 05, 2006 12:02:02 pm PDT #1847 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Aims - Sep 05, 2006 12:13:10 pm PDT #1848 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Collection agencies crack me up.
Long ago, when I moved out of Burbank, I guess I left a balance on my cable service - a whopping $28. They called back in MARCH, offered to "settle" it for $25, I said sure. Gave them the checking info, didn't give it another thought.
I got a letter from the same agency saying I owed the amount still. I called. Turns out, they had added like 3 numbers to my checking account number so it "bounced". I gave them the info again, they don't report to the credit agencies, it will be paid Friday. All is well.
But fuck. IT'S SIX MONTHS LATER. Took them six months to let me know the fucking thing "bounced" and OF COURSE it's the day after I had to pull $300 out of my ass for the PITA cat.
::head desk::
Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:21:08 pm PDT #1849 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hey Daisy Jane, how'd the hair color come out?
I'm doing it tonight! I just got back from Walgreen's with the "My shit is fucked" special. Smokes, haircolor and sleeping pills.
I drank more than my weight in scotch from Sat to Mon. Saturday was good drinking Sunday and Monday were pathetic drown your sorrows drinking. Also, I put my hand through a glass pane Sunday night (I did think it was solid wood. Still stupid, but oddly cathartic.
Connie Neil - Sep 05, 2006 12:26:02 pm PDT #1850 of 10000
brillig
for the PITA cat
Which always make me think "she made a sandwich out of the cat???"
I just got back from Walgreen's with the "My shit is fucked" special. Smokes, haircolor and sleeping pills.
IE, "When they find my corpse, at least my hair will look good."
Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:30:07 pm PDT #1851 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I could only have had a more pathetic collection of items if I'd added Cosmo and a pint of ice cream.
erikaj - Sep 05, 2006 12:31:41 pm PDT #1852 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Book of horoscopes and lottery tickets. IJS.
Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:34:21 pm PDT #1853 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ooh, book of horoscopes is good. DVD of Waiting to Exhale?
Strix - Sep 05, 2006 12:36:17 pm PDT #1854 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Plus Eszy Cheez and a 24 inch dildo.
VW, I got your books today, and they are made of awesome! I've never read most of the Pratchett's so I will be borrowing from my own library!
vw bug - Sep 05, 2006 12:44:26 pm PDT #1855 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
VW, I got your books today, and they are made of awesome! I've never read most of the Pratchett's so I will be borrowing from my own library!
YAY!
And, I hope you had someone big, helpful boy carry those boxes!
Strix - Sep 05, 2006 12:47:07 pm PDT #1856 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I shanghaied a burly student.