This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.

Niska ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:21:08 pm PDT #1849 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hey Daisy Jane, how'd the hair color come out?

I'm doing it tonight! I just got back from Walgreen's with the "My shit is fucked" special. Smokes, haircolor and sleeping pills.

I drank more than my weight in scotch from Sat to Mon. Saturday was good drinking Sunday and Monday were pathetic drown your sorrows drinking. Also, I put my hand through a glass pane Sunday night (I did think it was solid wood. Still stupid, but oddly cathartic.


Connie Neil - Sep 05, 2006 12:26:02 pm PDT #1850 of 10000
brillig

for the PITA cat

Which always make me think "she made a sandwich out of the cat???"

I just got back from Walgreen's with the "My shit is fucked" special. Smokes, haircolor and sleeping pills.

IE, "When they find my corpse, at least my hair will look good."


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:30:07 pm PDT #1851 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I could only have had a more pathetic collection of items if I'd added Cosmo and a pint of ice cream.


erikaj - Sep 05, 2006 12:31:41 pm PDT #1852 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Book of horoscopes and lottery tickets. IJS.


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:34:21 pm PDT #1853 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ooh, book of horoscopes is good. DVD of Waiting to Exhale?


Strix - Sep 05, 2006 12:36:17 pm PDT #1854 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Plus Eszy Cheez and a 24 inch dildo.

VW, I got your books today, and they are made of awesome! I've never read most of the Pratchett's so I will be borrowing from my own library!


vw bug - Sep 05, 2006 12:44:26 pm PDT #1855 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

VW, I got your books today, and they are made of awesome! I've never read most of the Pratchett's so I will be borrowing from my own library!

YAY!

And, I hope you had someone big, helpful boy carry those boxes!


Strix - Sep 05, 2006 12:47:07 pm PDT #1856 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I shanghaied a burly student.


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:56:09 pm PDT #1857 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I cannot bring myself to believe that a 24 inch dildo is pathetic.


Steph L. - Sep 05, 2006 1:13:56 pm PDT #1858 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

A 24-inch dildo is not a dildo; it's a femur.

ION, I have been inked. It's pretty, and once the bandage is off (an hour or so), I'll take a picture. But my digital camera is broken, so I'm using an old film camera (film? what is this 'film'?), so all y'all will have to wait.

Parts of it hurt like I was being sliced open with a red-hot knife, and I almost yelled STOP!!! several times. But I didn't. And parts of it were just annoying, like....well, like being poked unbelievably rapidly with tiny needles. (Imagine that!)

And I am now massively endorphin-buzzed and about to take a nap from the adrenalin crash.