for the PITA cat
Which always make me think "she made a sandwich out of the cat???"
I just got back from Walgreen's with the "My shit is fucked" special. Smokes, haircolor and sleeping pills.
IE, "When they find my corpse, at least my hair will look good."
I could only have had a more pathetic collection of items if I'd added Cosmo and a pint of ice cream.
Book of horoscopes and lottery tickets.
IJS.
Ooh, book of horoscopes is good. DVD of Waiting to Exhale?
Plus Eszy Cheez and a 24 inch dildo.
VW, I got your books today, and they are made of awesome! I've never read most of the Pratchett's so I will be borrowing from my own library!
VW, I got your books today, and they are made of awesome! I've never read most of the Pratchett's so I will be borrowing from my own library!
YAY!
And, I hope you had someone big, helpful boy carry those boxes!
I shanghaied a burly student.
I cannot bring myself to believe that a 24 inch dildo is pathetic.
A 24-inch dildo is not a dildo; it's a femur.
ION, I have been inked. It's pretty, and once the bandage is off (an hour or so), I'll take a picture. But my digital camera is broken, so I'm using an old film camera (film? what is this 'film'?), so all y'all will have to wait.
Parts of it hurt like I was being sliced open with a red-hot knife, and I almost yelled STOP!!! several times. But I didn't. And parts of it were just annoying, like....well, like being poked unbelievably rapidly with tiny needles. (Imagine that!)
And I am now massively endorphin-buzzed and about to take a nap from the adrenalin crash.
I just put the patchwork quilt I spent the afternoon tying into the washer. It started out in life as a comforter cover. But eventually the comforter, whose sad fadedness was the reason for the cover to begin with, died. So I got some batting and tied just around the edges at first, procrastinating on the rest of it. Then after a while, much cat hair collected on it, and I desired to launder it. So I guilted myself about finishing it. And finally I got off my butt and did something about it. Yay, me. I deserve pizza and ice cream, right?