I could only have had a more pathetic collection of items if I'd added Cosmo and a pint of ice cream.
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:30:07 pm PDT #1851 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
erikaj - Sep 05, 2006 12:31:41 pm PDT #1852 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Book of horoscopes and lottery tickets. IJS.
Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:34:21 pm PDT #1853 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ooh, book of horoscopes is good. DVD of Waiting to Exhale?
Strix - Sep 05, 2006 12:36:17 pm PDT #1854 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Plus Eszy Cheez and a 24 inch dildo.
VW, I got your books today, and they are made of awesome! I've never read most of the Pratchett's so I will be borrowing from my own library!
vw bug - Sep 05, 2006 12:44:26 pm PDT #1855 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
VW, I got your books today, and they are made of awesome! I've never read most of the Pratchett's so I will be borrowing from my own library!
YAY!
And, I hope you had someone big, helpful boy carry those boxes!
Strix - Sep 05, 2006 12:47:07 pm PDT #1856 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I shanghaied a burly student.
Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 12:56:09 pm PDT #1857 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I cannot bring myself to believe that a 24 inch dildo is pathetic.
Steph L. - Sep 05, 2006 1:13:56 pm PDT #1858 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
A 24-inch dildo is not a dildo; it's a femur.
ION, I have been inked. It's pretty, and once the bandage is off (an hour or so), I'll take a picture. But my digital camera is broken, so I'm using an old film camera (film? what is this 'film'?), so all y'all will have to wait.
Parts of it hurt like I was being sliced open with a red-hot knife, and I almost yelled STOP!!! several times. But I didn't. And parts of it were just annoying, like....well, like being poked unbelievably rapidly with tiny needles. (Imagine that!)
And I am now massively endorphin-buzzed and about to take a nap from the adrenalin crash.
WindSparrow - Sep 05, 2006 1:28:32 pm PDT #1859 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I just put the patchwork quilt I spent the afternoon tying into the washer. It started out in life as a comforter cover. But eventually the comforter, whose sad fadedness was the reason for the cover to begin with, died. So I got some batting and tied just around the edges at first, procrastinating on the rest of it. Then after a while, much cat hair collected on it, and I desired to launder it. So I guilted myself about finishing it. And finally I got off my butt and did something about it. Yay, me. I deserve pizza and ice cream, right?
Cass - Sep 05, 2006 1:28:45 pm PDT #1860 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Trudy, I hope the tests go well today and the fuzziness wanes so you can call and talk to him. That will make you *both* feel better.
KB, I just want to give you a hug. A big one.
I shanghaied a burly student.Nice. But who did you get to carry the box then?