Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2006 9:42:02 am PDT #1393 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And I like it that way.

You and me both, babe. I want to shake the fashion industry hard by the shoulders and explain to them about hips. "Skinny" doesn't have to mean "half-inch rise no matter what size the label says," damnit.


lisah - Sep 01, 2006 9:43:13 am PDT #1394 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

"Skinny" doesn't have to mean "half-inch rise no matter what size the label says," damnit.

THANK YOU!!!!


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:44:35 am PDT #1395 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Fashion Industry -

If it's not too much trouble, please to stop making ALL jeans in the "Show Your Pubs" cut. It's really not attractive.

Ta, ever so.

The Empress

PS Could please talk to your evil cousin the Lingerie Industry and tell them to stop taxing my big boobs.


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:46:24 am PDT #1396 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've touted them before, but these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed. [link]

Stretch jeans are proof that God loves us.


Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2006 9:47:16 am PDT #1397 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

FTR, talking about Empress Ass is NOT HELPING the "so horny I could pop" thing.


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:48:19 am PDT #1398 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The proper way of saying it is "Imperical Ass".

evil grin


Jessica - Sep 01, 2006 9:50:43 am PDT #1399 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed.

Ha! I have those jeans. I was wearing them yesterday.


lisah - Sep 01, 2006 9:51:09 am PDT #1400 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

I've touted them before, but these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed.

For some reason the ON jeans never really fit me right (other of their pants have though). I am truly A Freak!

There's ONE kind of Gap jeans that fit me. That they only make in one wash. And then I just discovered the ATL jeans a few weeks ago. I'm loving them.


erikaj - Sep 01, 2006 9:52:09 am PDT #1401 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Yay, porn's back in Bitches. Woo hoo. (Sprinkles glitter.)


NoiseDesign - Sep 01, 2006 9:55:16 am PDT #1402 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

I know there's a glitter bazooka around here somewhere.