Dear Fashion Industry -
If it's not too much trouble, please to stop making ALL jeans in the "Show Your Pubs" cut. It's really not attractive.
Ta, ever so.
The Empress
PS Could please talk to your evil cousin the Lingerie Industry and tell them to stop taxing my big boobs.
I've touted them before, but these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed. [link]
Stretch jeans are proof that God loves us.
FTR, talking about Empress Ass is NOT HELPING the "so horny I could pop" thing.
The proper way of saying it is "Imperical Ass".
evil grin
these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed.
Ha! I have those jeans. I was wearing them yesterday.
I've touted them before, but these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed.
For some reason the ON jeans never really fit me right (other of their pants have though). I am truly A Freak!
There's ONE kind of Gap jeans that fit me. That they only make in one wash. And then I just discovered the ATL jeans a few weeks ago. I'm loving them.
Yay, porn's back in Bitches. Woo hoo. (Sprinkles glitter.)
I know there's a glitter bazooka around here somewhere.
Yeah, where is Vortex and the Boobies of Glitter?
Yay, porn's back in Bitches.
Would that it were, dear erikaj, would that it were.
I promise on all that is sacred and private and good, if Nice Boy and I DO get it together it shall return. Such. Good. Kisses. Seriously. (we'll just never tell him about the website, m'kay?)