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'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2006 9:47:16 am PDT #1397 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

FTR, talking about Empress Ass is NOT HELPING the "so horny I could pop" thing.


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:48:19 am PDT #1398 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The proper way of saying it is "Imperical Ass".

evil grin


Jessica - Sep 01, 2006 9:50:43 am PDT #1399 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed.

Ha! I have those jeans. I was wearing them yesterday.


lisah - Sep 01, 2006 9:51:09 am PDT #1400 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

I've touted them before, but these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed.

For some reason the ON jeans never really fit me right (other of their pants have though). I am truly A Freak!

There's ONE kind of Gap jeans that fit me. That they only make in one wash. And then I just discovered the ATL jeans a few weeks ago. I'm loving them.


erikaj - Sep 01, 2006 9:52:09 am PDT #1401 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Yay, porn's back in Bitches. Woo hoo. (Sprinkles glitter.)


NoiseDesign - Sep 01, 2006 9:55:16 am PDT #1402 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

I know there's a glitter bazooka around here somewhere.


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:56:46 am PDT #1403 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeah, where is Vortex and the Boobies of Glitter?


Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2006 9:57:15 am PDT #1404 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yay, porn's back in Bitches.

Would that it were, dear erikaj, would that it were.

I promise on all that is sacred and private and good, if Nice Boy and I DO get it together it shall return. Such. Good. Kisses. Seriously. (we'll just never tell him about the website, m'kay?)


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:59:00 am PDT #1405 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

lisah, have you checked Gap.com? Sometimes, they have better wash options.

Which cut?

t Gap whore


Vortex - Sep 01, 2006 9:59:05 am PDT #1406 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I've touted them before, but these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed. [link]

I also am a HUGE fan of the Target to a T jeans. Designers design for tall women, and big women, but don't seem to get that you can be both. These jeans are long enough AND fit my ass :) for $30

ETA: just went to Target.com to get a link, and they don't make them anymore! ARGH! best. deal. ever. Old Navy jeans are too short for me!