Lydia: But you are a vampire. Spike: If I'm not, I'm gonna be pissed about drinking all that blood.

'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2006 9:36:00 am PDT #1389 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

However, am I too curvy for the "skinny" jeans?

I think the key to making this look work with curves is to make sure the boots are slightly chunky (so you don't look like you're going riding, and avoid the V-shape thing), and that the tunic isn't too big and boxy. You don't want to look like you're only wearing the tunic to hide your ass, basically.

Personally, I've never found a pair of skinny jeans that fit me at all, because "skinny" seems to be interpreted as "has no ass" rather than "makes you look skinny." YJeanMMV.


NoiseDesign - Sep 01, 2006 9:37:11 am PDT #1390 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

Hey, it looks like I'm going to be in Indiana in a week. West Lafayette to be specific.


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:37:25 am PDT #1391 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have ass for days. And I like it that way. *shrug* Oh well.


lisah - Sep 01, 2006 9:38:53 am PDT #1392 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

However, am I too curvy for the "skinny" jeans?

Have you found skinny jeans that fit? Even if I wanted the look I don't think I could get truly skinny jeans over my hips. However, I was shocked to find that Ann Taylor Loft "slim" cut jeans in a size up from other jeans I've gotten there are pretty hot on me. But they do not have that skinny jean profile at all.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2006 9:42:02 am PDT #1393 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And I like it that way.

You and me both, babe. I want to shake the fashion industry hard by the shoulders and explain to them about hips. "Skinny" doesn't have to mean "half-inch rise no matter what size the label says," damnit.


lisah - Sep 01, 2006 9:43:13 am PDT #1394 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

"Skinny" doesn't have to mean "half-inch rise no matter what size the label says," damnit.

THANK YOU!!!!


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:44:35 am PDT #1395 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Fashion Industry -

If it's not too much trouble, please to stop making ALL jeans in the "Show Your Pubs" cut. It's really not attractive.

Ta, ever so.

The Empress

PS Could please talk to your evil cousin the Lingerie Industry and tell them to stop taxing my big boobs.


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:46:24 am PDT #1396 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've touted them before, but these are truly, the best jeans ever for those of us who are ass and hips endowed. [link]

Stretch jeans are proof that God loves us.


Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2006 9:47:16 am PDT #1397 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

FTR, talking about Empress Ass is NOT HELPING the "so horny I could pop" thing.


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 9:48:19 am PDT #1398 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The proper way of saying it is "Imperical Ass".

evil grin