Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


The Great Write Way  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Gris - May 11, 2004 12:20:01 am PDT #4571 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Okay, this is off-topic a wee bit, but it seems more correct to put it here than anywhere else.

My sister is kind of a poet. She wrote this poem, and just won $150 with it, so I'm gonna post it for you folkses to read.

Valentine's Day
By Allison Griswold

valentine's day
makes my heart

fidget

like a toddler in church
whose teeth ache.

My teeth ache.

Chipped
from apples I force-feed
perchance just one possesses that
fairy-tale potency--

a VIP pass
to the very front of the interminable line
to sit, and be--
thrilled.

a death wish I make
perchance I wake (though eyes closed) under glass,
to the scent of red roses.

I'll hear blue birds
and seven short guys standing around
they'll gawk

and fidget

like toddlers
fidget in church,

like my heart
fidgets on valentines day

waiting for a prince.


Polter-Cow - May 11, 2004 4:36:07 am PDT #4572 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

the noble heritage of Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

That's such a great movie. I watched it so many times when I was younger.

Congratulations to your sister, NovaChild. Winning money for writing is always cool. I got a taste of it last year. Now I just have to find someone who'll, you know, publish it.


Pix - May 11, 2004 5:55:11 am PDT #4573 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

NC, your sister doesn't live in CT, does she?

The world couldn't be that small, could it?


Polter-Cow - May 11, 2004 6:02:46 am PDT #4574 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The world couldn't be that small, could it?

Invisible Green is the brother of a girl I was friends with at Rice, so the answer is yes.


deborah grabien - May 11, 2004 6:52:00 am PDT #4575 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

That's a superb poem.

(waking up slowly here)


Katerina Bee - May 11, 2004 7:32:58 am PDT #4576 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

The link to the Clown Anthology will not work for me. I weep. I really must have a copy. Pennywise was one of the most visually frightening villians ever IMHO. "Can't sleep - clown'll eat me!"


deborah grabien - May 11, 2004 7:37:30 am PDT #4577 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I'm three pages in, and moving along.

Can I get a couple of betas shortly?


deborah grabien - May 11, 2004 7:57:16 am PDT #4578 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

My clowns' names:

They're each wearing hats (symbolising the horses). White Hat is (famine) is Munch-em-up. Red Hat (war) is Uncle Sharpie. Black Hat (pestilence) is Mister CoughNSneeze. And the fourth hat, a pale green that looks like old mould (death), is called Morty.


Katerina Bee - May 11, 2004 8:11:25 am PDT #4579 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Deb, what do you require of beta readers?


Nilly - May 11, 2004 8:20:51 am PDT #4580 of 10001
Swouncing

Um, deb? I have papers to grade. Switching back and forth to clowns will make this experience so much more fun.