Like my innocence, pie is half gone.

JZ and David:

thinking very, very good thoughts for you and the Halloweenie. Having BTDT with regard to the bleeding and the unexpected hospital stay, I know how scary it can be. It's great that you're already at 28 weeks, though, and I hope you can get back to an uneventful pregnancy soon.

Like my innocence, pie is half gone.

We still have lots of pie. In fact, we will probably still have lots of pie for days and days and days.

Hey, maybe Hec and JZ like pie...

I was thinking of the wrong Dr. Cox. The one that looks like JZ. Imagine my surprise, Cindy.

Hee! That puts a whole new face on things.

Besides, accept no JZ substitutes.

At one point, a doctor was telling her that she wouldn't get to eat until midnight. As the last thing she'd eaten was breakfast at 7am, this almost made her cry. Fortunately, they turned over the 7pm bloodwork more quickly and the spanikopita I had waiting for her little Greek self was consumed promptly at 8:30.

Oh, the poor thing. This is awful. It's hard enough to not eat all day. It's so much harder when you're pregnant. Your blood sugar is more reactionary, and just oooof. I'm so glad she didn't have to go until after midnight.

David, I hope there's been no news overnight, and that this morning's news will be reports of no spotting at all. I'm glad they're being so cautious with her.

Much ma and vibage to Hec, JZ and the Weenie.

And David, I know your mind is on other things, but I read this in the paper this morning and thought of you: [link]

The question is quite simple: Do we like short hair on women? And the answer is quite predictable: No, we do not. It seems masculine and practical and deliberately asexual. We like the conventionally feminine. Sorry. We can't help this. And there's no sense in lying about it.

Now, please send your hurt, indignant and offended emails to our editors: style@globeandmail.com.

Dear Editors of The Globe and Mail,

Do we like predictable, sexist columnists? No, we don't. It seems awfully lazy to take a personal preference, stick in a few hot-button gender issues and then toss off a few dazzling female celebrities who can manage to break the stereotype while staying in this asshole's spank bank.

I'd write more but I'm off to get a pixie cut at my stylist's.

Sincerely,
Me

makes out with Cash and buys her a pony

Oooooh - could I come, too? Depending on things, of course?

Of course, goofus!

thinking very, very good thoughts for you and the Halloweenie. Having BTDT with regard to the bleeding and the unexpected hospital stay, I know how scary it can be. It's great that you're already at 28 weeks, though, and I hope you can get back to an uneventful pregnancy soon.

Thanks, Fi. I was just thinking of you this morning.

Hey, maybe Hec and JZ like pie...

We do! We are pie-likers.

Oh, the poor thing. This is awful. It's hard enough to not eat all day. It's so much harder when you're pregnant. Your blood sugar is more reactionary, and just oooof. I'm so glad she didn't have to go until after midnight.

Everytime she saw somebody munching on TV she'd start railing, "You dirty stinking...Eater!"

We do! We are pie-likers.

I begin to sense a pie plan, assuming JZ is home and up to it tomorrow.

eta: Hec, do you all have the animaniacs and pinky and the brain dvds yet? If not, I can lend you mine for a while if you would like, to help entertain JZ while she is taking it easy.

The question is quite simple: Do we like short hair on women? And the answer is quite predictable: No, we do not. It seems masculine and practical and deliberately asexual. We like the conventionally feminine. Sorry. We can't help this. And there's no sense in lying about it.

Letter to the Editor:

Eff you. My cheekbones are high and defined and most women would kill to be able to have the features I do to pull of shorter hair. You don't like it, don't look at me. But I'll bet you can't not.

Signed, Has Short Hair and is VERY Feminine.

PS. Jackass.

Good Morning!

If not, I can lend you mine for a while if you would like, to help entertain JZ while she is taking it easy.

That's thoughtful, Lee. Why don't you bring them up on Sunday. I expect JZ is going to be sitting around for at least several days next week, if not more.