We do! We are pie-likers.
I begin to sense a pie plan, assuming JZ is home and up to it tomorrow.
eta: Hec, do you all have the animaniacs and pinky and the brain dvds yet? If not, I can lend you mine for a while if you would like, to help entertain JZ while she is taking it easy.
The question is quite simple: Do we like short hair on women? And the answer is quite predictable: No, we do not. It seems masculine and practical and deliberately asexual. We like the conventionally feminine. Sorry. We can't help this. And there's no sense in lying about it.
Letter to the Editor:
Eff you. My cheekbones are high and defined and most women would kill to be able to have the features I do to pull of shorter hair. You don't like it, don't look at me. But I'll bet you can't not.
Signed, Has Short Hair and is VERY Feminine.
PS. Jackass.
Good Morning!
If not, I can lend you mine for a while if you would like, to help entertain JZ while she is taking it easy.
That's thoughtful, Lee. Why don't you bring them up on Sunday. I expect JZ is going to be sitting around for at least several days next week, if not more.
I wish I were closer so that I could come and help and give love and cook lovely vegetarian things so that JZ AND David could rest.
I'll just have to send virtual love.
{{{{{{{{{{{LOVE LOVE LOVE}}}}}}}}}}}}
Dear Russell Smith,
No, length doesn't always matter: There isn't a hair length around that could make you physically attractive, and now your emotional unattractiveness is a matter of public record.
Oh, wait, were you talking about me?
Signed,
Cropped 20 Years And Counting.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRED PETE!
*****
Clearly, none of you are real women, or else you would know you are supposed to have moveable hair.
Speaking of which, I have a haircut scheduled for today. I should wash some clothes so I can go.
Laundry! I could do laundry today!
::is suddenly filled with purpose and stuff::
If he's right, and length matters, when do we get to see a pic of his penis?