If not, I can lend you mine for a while if you would like, to help entertain JZ while she is taking it easy.
That's thoughtful, Lee. Why don't you bring them up on Sunday. I expect JZ is going to be sitting around for at least several days next week, if not more.
I wish I were closer so that I could come and help and give love and cook lovely vegetarian things so that JZ AND David could rest.
I'll just have to send virtual love.
{{{{{{{{{{{LOVE LOVE LOVE}}}}}}}}}}}}
Dear Russell Smith,
No, length doesn't always matter: There isn't a hair length around that could make you physically attractive, and now your emotional unattractiveness is a matter of public record.
Oh, wait, were you talking about me?
Signed,
Cropped 20 Years And Counting.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRED PETE!
*****
Clearly, none of you are real women, or else you would know you are supposed to have moveable hair.
Speaking of which, I have a haircut scheduled for today. I should wash some clothes so I can go.
Laundry! I could do laundry today!
::is suddenly filled with purpose and stuff::
If he's right, and length matters, when do we get to see a pic of his penis?
I woke up this morning into a massive headache, feeling like I'd been hit in the head and my shoulders in great pain. It's backed off a bit now, but this is no fun. My first thing to do today is acupuncture, which I can
just
drive to. My second thing is teaching, so acupuncture had better work.
If he's right, and length matters, when do we get to see a pic of his penis?
But do you really want to see if it moves?