so what we should tell guys who like you is: go up and kiss ita with conviction, do not hesitate
Absolutely, if I'm seventy odd years old and they're in their late 30s.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
so what we should tell guys who like you is: go up and kiss ita with conviction, do not hesitate
Absolutely, if I'm seventy odd years old and they're in their late 30s.
I do not want to work anymore today.
This gets my vote.
that's not what you said made it hot.
that's not what you said made it hot.
Because I was talking with people for whom that was a given. Since you didn't know, I explained it later.
If I'm totally bored and dont have a lot to do, I'm doing my company a favor by taking a couple hours vacation and getting out of here, right?
I'm getting paid to babysit a desk.
My boss' computer just caught fire!
Allyson and Trudy should both go home!
I'm troubled by the idea of dolphins watching TV and catching gulls to trade for fish. It seems like a bad trend, somehow.
Is it no longer on fire, I hope?
Call the dolphins. They'll know what to do.
(From The Onion, but I don't think I can link directly to it. This is a copy.)
After capturing the dolphins from the ocean, Lindell and his colleagues tagged them and placed them under the intense, high-wattage lights of a moisture-proof lab. The researchers then administered an extensive battery of tests designed to measure everything from the dolphins' self-awareness to their aptitude for writing and reading comprehension.
"Dolphins have a popular reputation for being excellent communicators," Lindell said. "But our study group offered only three types of response to every question we posed: a nonsensical, labored wheezing, an earsplitting barrage of unintelligible high-pitched shrieks, and in extreme cases, a shrill, distressed scream."