Is it no longer on fire, I hope?
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Call the dolphins. They'll know what to do.
(From The Onion, but I don't think I can link directly to it. This is a copy.)
After capturing the dolphins from the ocean, Lindell and his colleagues tagged them and placed them under the intense, high-wattage lights of a moisture-proof lab. The researchers then administered an extensive battery of tests designed to measure everything from the dolphins' self-awareness to their aptitude for writing and reading comprehension.
"Dolphins have a popular reputation for being excellent communicators," Lindell said. "But our study group offered only three types of response to every question we posed: a nonsensical, labored wheezing, an earsplitting barrage of unintelligible high-pitched shrieks, and in extreme cases, a shrill, distressed scream."
Is it no longer on fire, I hope?
Well, it was only throwing off blue flames for a second or two. IT suggested we unplug it. We suggested THEY unplug it. After 20 minutes someone came but, like, he has to go home now so we're waiting for the building engineers...
IT suggested we unplug it. We suggested THEY unplug it.
Ha! Yeah, no kidding.
three types of response to every question we posed: a nonsensical, labored wheezing, an earsplitting barrage of unintelligible high-pitched shrieks, and in extreme cases, a shrill, distressed scream.
I have days like that.
Dolphins are bright. Dolphins are dumb.
The science behind the Dumb proposition seeemd specious compared to all the observed phenomena of the Bright camp.
I have days like that.
Heh.
Too late, then.
The engineers have arrived. They turned the power back on to the office. Why does this seem like a good idea?
I'm getting annoyed. The person I think I may be having dinner with tonight hasn't gotten back to me.