I do not want to work anymore today.
This gets my vote.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I do not want to work anymore today.
This gets my vote.
that's not what you said made it hot.
that's not what you said made it hot.
Because I was talking with people for whom that was a given. Since you didn't know, I explained it later.
If I'm totally bored and dont have a lot to do, I'm doing my company a favor by taking a couple hours vacation and getting out of here, right?
I'm getting paid to babysit a desk.
My boss' computer just caught fire!
Allyson and Trudy should both go home!
I'm troubled by the idea of dolphins watching TV and catching gulls to trade for fish. It seems like a bad trend, somehow.
Is it no longer on fire, I hope?
Call the dolphins. They'll know what to do.
(From The Onion, but I don't think I can link directly to it. This is a copy.)
After capturing the dolphins from the ocean, Lindell and his colleagues tagged them and placed them under the intense, high-wattage lights of a moisture-proof lab. The researchers then administered an extensive battery of tests designed to measure everything from the dolphins' self-awareness to their aptitude for writing and reading comprehension.
"Dolphins have a popular reputation for being excellent communicators," Lindell said. "But our study group offered only three types of response to every question we posed: a nonsensical, labored wheezing, an earsplitting barrage of unintelligible high-pitched shrieks, and in extreme cases, a shrill, distressed scream."
Is it no longer on fire, I hope?
Well, it was only throwing off blue flames for a second or two. IT suggested we unplug it. We suggested THEY unplug it. After 20 minutes someone came but, like, he has to go home now so we're waiting for the building engineers...