If I'm totally bored and dont have a lot to do, I'm doing my company a favor by taking a couple hours vacation and getting out of here, right?
I'm getting paid to babysit a desk.
Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.
'Safe'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Sep 07, 2006 12:10:56 pm PDT #6725 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2006 12:22:36 pm PDT #6726 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My boss' computer just caught fire!
-t - Sep 07, 2006 12:24:49 pm PDT #6727 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Allyson and Trudy should both go home!
I'm troubled by the idea of dolphins watching TV and catching gulls to trade for fish. It seems like a bad trend, somehow.
JenP - Sep 07, 2006 12:27:26 pm PDT #6728 of 10001
Is it no longer on fire, I hope?
§ ita § - Sep 07, 2006 12:28:40 pm PDT #6729 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Call the dolphins. They'll know what to do.
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2006 12:33:13 pm PDT #6730 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
(From The Onion, but I don't think I can link directly to it. This is a copy.)
After capturing the dolphins from the ocean, Lindell and his colleagues tagged them and placed them under the intense, high-wattage lights of a moisture-proof lab. The researchers then administered an extensive battery of tests designed to measure everything from the dolphins' self-awareness to their aptitude for writing and reading comprehension.
"Dolphins have a popular reputation for being excellent communicators," Lindell said. "But our study group offered only three types of response to every question we posed: a nonsensical, labored wheezing, an earsplitting barrage of unintelligible high-pitched shrieks, and in extreme cases, a shrill, distressed scream."
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2006 12:42:43 pm PDT #6731 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Is it no longer on fire, I hope?
Well, it was only throwing off blue flames for a second or two. IT suggested we unplug it. We suggested THEY unplug it. After 20 minutes someone came but, like, he has to go home now so we're waiting for the building engineers...
JenP - Sep 07, 2006 12:48:43 pm PDT #6732 of 10001
IT suggested we unplug it. We suggested THEY unplug it.
Ha! Yeah, no kidding.
three types of response to every question we posed: a nonsensical, labored wheezing, an earsplitting barrage of unintelligible high-pitched shrieks, and in extreme cases, a shrill, distressed scream.
I have days like that.
DavidS - Sep 07, 2006 12:49:36 pm PDT #6733 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dolphins are bright. Dolphins are dumb.
The science behind the Dumb proposition seeemd specious compared to all the observed phenomena of the Bright camp.
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2006 12:51:07 pm PDT #6734 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have days like that.
Heh.