This "literally true" stuff is why I never read the Bible. I just look at the pictures.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Narrator - Aug 03, 2006 2:31:01 pm PDT #464 of 10001
The evil is this way?
sarameg - Aug 03, 2006 2:31:48 pm PDT #465 of 10001
Clothing issues: the defendent was wearing a white bubble skirt that barely covered her ass, one of those shrunken-belly baring one button jackets in blue seersucker over a black bra and white 4 inch stiletto slingbacks.
IN COURT. Discuss.
Glamcookie - Aug 03, 2006 2:32:36 pm PDT #466 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Fashion insanity defense?
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2006 2:33:56 pm PDT #467 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Discuss.
She was very confident of acquittal? She's going to a party tonight and didn't have time to change after the trial?
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2006 2:33:59 pm PDT #468 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
When I went clubbing Sunday, there was a chick there in a backless white dress and a normal black bra. She was pretty dressed up, with a bunch of other women in white, pretty dressed up. The bra thing was horrible.
When I asked what show the krav footage was going to be on, I was told "You know the one--with the crazy blonde lady?" Does this qualify?
Narrator - Aug 03, 2006 2:35:39 pm PDT #469 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Clothing issues: the defendent was wearing a white bubble skirt that barely covered her ass, one of those shrunken-belly baring one button jackets in blue seersucker over a black bra and white 4 inch stiletto slingbacks.
IN COURT. Discuss.
I think I saw that last night on "Project Runway."
sarameg - Aug 03, 2006 2:36:18 pm PDT #470 of 10001
Well, the charging incident did take place at a club. Which I think I'll avoid.
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2006 2:46:48 pm PDT #471 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Strega - Aug 03, 2006 2:47:03 pm PDT #472 of 10001
Yeah, the pennies & bagels thing is a put-on.
I cannot even believe the O'Reilly/Rivera thing. Geraldo Rivera is condemning people in the media for pandering? Geraldo Rivera? GERALDO RIVERA?
Emily - Aug 03, 2006 2:52:35 pm PDT #473 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Clothing issues: the defendent was wearing a white bubble skirt that barely covered her ass, one of those shrunken-belly baring one button jackets in blue seersucker over a black bra and white 4 inch stiletto slingbacks.
What? Her lawyer told her to dress nice! No, seriously, I bet she was dressing up the best she could.