Periodic table of the condiments
No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.
Riley ,'Lessons'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2006 2:46:48 pm PDT #471 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Strega - Aug 03, 2006 2:47:03 pm PDT #472 of 10001
Yeah, the pennies & bagels thing is a put-on.
I cannot even believe the O'Reilly/Rivera thing. Geraldo Rivera is condemning people in the media for pandering? Geraldo Rivera? GERALDO RIVERA?
Emily - Aug 03, 2006 2:52:35 pm PDT #473 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Clothing issues: the defendent was wearing a white bubble skirt that barely covered her ass, one of those shrunken-belly baring one button jackets in blue seersucker over a black bra and white 4 inch stiletto slingbacks.
What? Her lawyer told her to dress nice! No, seriously, I bet she was dressing up the best she could.
Emily - Aug 03, 2006 2:54:35 pm PDT #474 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Here's a question. The application I'm filling out asks me to fill something out if I've "graduated from college within the past 7 years and have less than 3 years of teaching experience." I graduated with my BA more than 7 years ago, but I have gotten a degree (or two) within that time frame and have been teaching for less than three years. Hmm. I might go ahead and fill it out (better safe than sorry) but do I include courses taken as an undergraduate (i.e., older than 7 years) or not?
sarameg - Aug 03, 2006 3:00:51 pm PDT #475 of 10001
My public defender friend is very explicit as to what "nice" is defined at for the reason illustrated above. Of course, a lot of the time, her clients are in jumpsuits, so.
Sean K - Aug 03, 2006 3:03:07 pm PDT #476 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Mel's a choob, eh?
Not nearly as much of a choob as Bill O'Reilly or Geraldo Rivera.
Lee - Aug 03, 2006 3:08:16 pm PDT #477 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
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Emily - Aug 03, 2006 3:09:03 pm PDT #478 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Time for me to write a bunch more personal yet insightful and revealing statements about my teaching style and educational philosophy which will demonstrate my true aptitude for teaching in general and math teaching in particular and which will delight and enchant the reader, while not being so specific or personal as to turn off ANY prospective employer.
It's not that I like interviews, but this whole thing is easier when I can tell if they'll get Buffy references or not.
Allyson - Aug 03, 2006 3:10:37 pm PDT #479 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
GERALDO RIVERA?
No inner dialogue. This is my new way to explain dumbasses.
Atropa - Aug 03, 2006 3:16:31 pm PDT #480 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Clothing issues: the defendent was wearing a white bubble skirt that barely covered her ass, one of those shrunken-belly baring one button jackets in blue seersucker over a black bra and white 4 inch stiletto slingbacks.
head explodes