When I went clubbing Sunday, there was a chick there in a backless white dress and a normal black bra. She was pretty dressed up, with a bunch of other women in white, pretty dressed up. The bra thing was horrible.
When I asked what show the krav footage was going to be on, I was told "You know the one--with the crazy blonde lady?" Does this qualify?
Clothing issues: the defendent was wearing a white bubble skirt that barely covered her ass, one of those shrunken-belly baring one button jackets in blue seersucker over a black bra and white 4 inch stiletto slingbacks.
IN COURT. Discuss.
I think I saw that last night on "Project Runway."
Well, the charging incident did take place at a club. Which I think I'll avoid.
Yeah, the pennies & bagels thing is a put-on.
I cannot even believe the O'Reilly/Rivera thing. Geraldo Rivera is condemning people in the media for pandering? Geraldo Rivera? GERALDO RIVERA?
Clothing issues: the defendent was wearing a white bubble skirt that barely covered her ass, one of those shrunken-belly baring one button jackets in blue seersucker over a black bra and white 4 inch stiletto slingbacks.
What? Her lawyer told her to dress nice! No, seriously, I bet she was dressing up the best she could.
Here's a question. The application I'm filling out asks me to fill something out if I've "graduated from college within the past 7 years and have less than 3 years of teaching experience." I graduated with my BA more than 7 years ago, but I have gotten a degree (or two) within that time frame and have been teaching for less than three years. Hmm. I might go ahead and fill it out (better safe than sorry) but do I include courses taken as an undergraduate (i.e., older than 7 years) or not?
My public defender friend is very explicit as to what "nice" is defined at for the reason illustrated above. Of course, a lot of the time, her clients are in jumpsuits, so.
Mel's a choob, eh?
Not nearly as much of a choob as Bill O'Reilly or Geraldo Rivera.