We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Aug 11, 2006 4:57:49 am PDT #1992 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I forgot after getting in this morning, to thank everyone for Vegas suggestions. We didn't get to do nearly everything we wanted, but we'll have to go back.

We did get to see someone get married on the gondola. The groom was in the bar with us right before which was cool.


Sean K - Aug 11, 2006 5:03:16 am PDT #1993 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Very tired. Second day in a row of not being able to get to sleep very well, and waking up waaaay too early.


sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 5:04:13 am PDT #1994 of 10001

Stayed up too late, morning "shower" using buckets of water warmed on stove, washing hair in sink and dashing briefly under really cold falling water does not wake me up. Makes me cranky, but does not wake me up.


Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 5:37:01 am PDT #1995 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

well, the military isn't that well trained in hand to hand combat.

Presuppose Israeli army.

Neither has a weapon at the ready.

I'm thinking of Neanderthals, which means superior physical strength, but far less agile. Also short.


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 5:41:35 am PDT #1996 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm thinking of Neanderthals, which means superior physical strength, but far less agile. Also short.

Doesn't "cavemen" imply our ancestors? Or not - I suppose Neanderthals lived in caves too....


Consuela - Aug 11, 2006 5:45:16 am PDT #1997 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

careful about assumptions about Neandertals; the common perception is based on pretty poor anthropological work done back in the early 1900s (Jars or Flea can correct me on this). It's accepted now that they weren't the lumbering awkward types popular culture has portrayed them as.


Vortex - Aug 11, 2006 5:47:48 am PDT #1998 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It's accepted now that they weren't the lumbering awkward types popular culture has portrayed them as.

yeah, haven't you seen the Geico commercial!


sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 5:48:15 am PDT #1999 of 10001

Oh, just tazer them, declare yourself a god and be done with it.

I've decided it is a very good thing I'm not flying anytime soon, because everytime I read yet another garbled, take-my-terror-water-and-death-vaseline-away-from-me list of restrictions, I get a huge rage and I fear I'd become That Asshole. Which I really try to keep wrapped up.


bon bon - Aug 11, 2006 5:48:16 am PDT #2000 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Unexpected benediction in the New York Times this morning:

...the plant may offer another opportunity. Now would be a pretty good time to dump a dead body in the botanic garden.

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Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 5:50:11 am PDT #2001 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Doesn't "cavemen" imply our ancestors?

I always assumed Neanderthals on cavemen.