Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 5:50:11 am PDT #2001 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Doesn't "cavemen" imply our ancestors?

I always assumed Neanderthals on cavemen.


lisah - Aug 11, 2006 5:50:19 am PDT #2002 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

bon bon! Your tag!!! I so want to adopt him.


msbelle - Aug 11, 2006 5:51:20 am PDT #2003 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

sara, you need a cheer-up. incoming email.


bon bon - Aug 11, 2006 5:52:29 am PDT #2004 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon bon! Your tag!!! I so want to adopt him.

No one else mixes ghetto and sewing machines as well!


sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 5:52:58 am PDT #2005 of 10001

Actually, I just need to wake up all the way, I think. Nicely. Not with ice water.


Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 5:53:05 am PDT #2006 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh, just tazer them, declare yourself a god and be done with it.

Heh. This was Tim's response. "All you need is a well-timed eclipse and a laser gun" and they're toast.

But I keep thinking it's a fish-out-of-water scenario for the astronauts, where they have no access to laser guns, and are on the cavemen turf.


flea - Aug 11, 2006 5:56:45 am PDT #2007 of 10001
information libertarian

Way far from my area of expertise, but Wikipedia seems fair and balanced on Neandertals: [link]


ChiKat - Aug 11, 2006 5:57:42 am PDT #2008 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

No one else mixes ghetto and sewing machines as well!

I love Michael. I so want him in the final 3.


sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 5:59:26 am PDT #2009 of 10001

I don't see why caveman gets to have home field advantage. I mean, put him on astroturf and maybe he'll freak out about the sensation so much, he gets distracted, tazer, boom, done.

Hey, when my nephew first met sand, he was so utterly appalled by the crap sticking to his feet he didn't even notice the lake.


lisah - Aug 11, 2006 5:59:32 am PDT #2010 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I love Michael. I so want him in the final 3.

Me too! I'm not sure about who I want in the other two slots. Maybe Allison. and maybe somebody I hate, like Jeffrey, to add a little drama. I can't stand Angela but I loved her Audrey Hepburn dress. Now I'm all conflicted!