I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 5:48:15 am PDT #1999 of 10001

Oh, just tazer them, declare yourself a god and be done with it.

I've decided it is a very good thing I'm not flying anytime soon, because everytime I read yet another garbled, take-my-terror-water-and-death-vaseline-away-from-me list of restrictions, I get a huge rage and I fear I'd become That Asshole. Which I really try to keep wrapped up.


bon bon - Aug 11, 2006 5:48:16 am PDT #2000 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Unexpected benediction in the New York Times this morning:

...the plant may offer another opportunity. Now would be a pretty good time to dump a dead body in the botanic garden.

[link]


Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 5:50:11 am PDT #2001 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Doesn't "cavemen" imply our ancestors?

I always assumed Neanderthals on cavemen.


lisah - Aug 11, 2006 5:50:19 am PDT #2002 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

bon bon! Your tag!!! I so want to adopt him.


msbelle - Aug 11, 2006 5:51:20 am PDT #2003 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

sara, you need a cheer-up. incoming email.


bon bon - Aug 11, 2006 5:52:29 am PDT #2004 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon bon! Your tag!!! I so want to adopt him.

No one else mixes ghetto and sewing machines as well!


sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 5:52:58 am PDT #2005 of 10001

Actually, I just need to wake up all the way, I think. Nicely. Not with ice water.


Allyson - Aug 11, 2006 5:53:05 am PDT #2006 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh, just tazer them, declare yourself a god and be done with it.

Heh. This was Tim's response. "All you need is a well-timed eclipse and a laser gun" and they're toast.

But I keep thinking it's a fish-out-of-water scenario for the astronauts, where they have no access to laser guns, and are on the cavemen turf.


flea - Aug 11, 2006 5:56:45 am PDT #2007 of 10001
information libertarian

Way far from my area of expertise, but Wikipedia seems fair and balanced on Neandertals: [link]


ChiKat - Aug 11, 2006 5:57:42 am PDT #2008 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

No one else mixes ghetto and sewing machines as well!

I love Michael. I so want him in the final 3.