We knocked 'em deader!

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 23, 2006 8:15:32 am PDT #9872 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Where is everybody? I don't wanna work on content models!

I dunno, do you really think disgruntled models would be any better to work on?


Sean K - Aug 23, 2006 8:17:32 am PDT #9873 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Where is everybody? I don't wanna work on content models!

Oh, I'd stay and entertain, but I have to head back to the hospital to deal with paperwork stuff. S will stay here and gladly sit on her fanny in front of the TV. I'll have the cell just in case, but we don't expect any surprises (unlike those expected surprises....).

I'll be back in a few hours, GC. Until then, SUNIL! Do the dance of Entertaining Bored Bitches!


Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2006 8:20:42 am PDT #9874 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But I have work to do! Today's special is:

PREMATURE VENTRICULAR CONTRACTIONS (CTC GRADE 2) (LLT: Premature ventricular contractions)
SEPSIS (CTC GRADE 3) (LLT: Sepsis)
FEVER OF UNKNOWN ETIOLOGY (CTC GRADE 1) (LLT: Fever)
CELLULITIS OF LEG (CTC GRADE 3) (LLT: Cellulitis of leg)


Sean K - Aug 23, 2006 8:21:55 am PDT #9875 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

But I have work to do!

Dance and work!


Volans - Aug 23, 2006 8:31:57 am PDT #9876 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Is Cellulitis of Leg the same as Cellulite on Leg?

I'm pretty sure Raq isn't talking about one of my congressional reps.

No, I'm not. You can cross that off the list of things to worry about. I don't believe any Bitches are represented by these b--tards (maybe Ginger is, not sure). And also {{{Cash}}}.

JZ, sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe! Here I was griping about the $250 that all of my VD tests together cost! (Also 100% clean, in case anyone's keeping track). That's...wow.

Today wasn't a total loss, though, and this might cheer up and distract y'all: I learned that there's a liquid explosive called "Astroglide."

I wish I could say I learned that while reading about this year's winner of the Darwin Awards, but fortunately it seems that no one has confused the two substances. Yet.


DavidS - Aug 23, 2006 8:35:42 am PDT #9877 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

$4100 just for the privilege of staying in a room overnight?

I told Jacqueline we should've Pricelined the hotel.

She wasn't in the ICU. Just up in L&D.


Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2006 8:39:11 am PDT #9878 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is Cellulitis of Leg the same as Cellulite on Leg?

Not at all.

Just up in L&D.

Law & Disorder?


DavidS - Aug 23, 2006 8:40:19 am PDT #9879 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Law & Disorder?

Lusty and Diseased.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 23, 2006 8:50:06 am PDT #9880 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Lusty and Diseased.

I was gonna go with Light Ampersanding Diode.


Ginger - Aug 23, 2006 9:05:34 am PDT #9881 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I don't believe any Bitches are represented by these b--tards (maybe Ginger is, not sure).

I think the senators are both in the state. I would not be surprised if Saxby Chambliss and his family behaved that way. My Representative is Cynthia McKinney. She has many faults, but I don't think the desire to throw crockery in Greece is one of them. Throwing crockery here, possibly.