But I have work to do!
Dance and work!
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Aug 23, 2006 8:21:55 am PDT #9875 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Volans - Aug 23, 2006 8:31:57 am PDT #9876 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Is Cellulitis of Leg the same as Cellulite on Leg?
I'm pretty sure Raq isn't talking about one of my congressional reps.
No, I'm not. You can cross that off the list of things to worry about. I don't believe any Bitches are represented by these b--tards (maybe Ginger is, not sure). And also {{{Cash}}}.
JZ, sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe! Here I was griping about the $250 that all of my VD tests together cost! (Also 100% clean, in case anyone's keeping track). That's...wow.
Today wasn't a total loss, though, and this might cheer up and distract y'all: I learned that there's a liquid explosive called "Astroglide."
I wish I could say I learned that while reading about this year's winner of the Darwin Awards, but fortunately it seems that no one has confused the two substances. Yet.
DavidS - Aug 23, 2006 8:35:42 am PDT #9877 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
$4100 just for the privilege of staying in a room overnight?
I told Jacqueline we should've Pricelined the hotel.
She wasn't in the ICU. Just up in L&D.
Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2006 8:39:11 am PDT #9878 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Is Cellulitis of Leg the same as Cellulite on Leg?
Not at all.
Just up in L&D.
Law & Disorder?
DavidS - Aug 23, 2006 8:40:19 am PDT #9879 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Law & Disorder?
Lusty and Diseased.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 23, 2006 8:50:06 am PDT #9880 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Lusty and Diseased.
I was gonna go with Light Ampersanding Diode.
Ginger - Aug 23, 2006 9:05:34 am PDT #9881 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't believe any Bitches are represented by these b--tards (maybe Ginger is, not sure).
I think the senators are both in the state. I would not be surprised if Saxby Chambliss and his family behaved that way. My Representative is Cynthia McKinney. She has many faults, but I don't think the desire to throw crockery in Greece is one of them. Throwing crockery here, possibly.
Aims - Aug 23, 2006 9:06:58 am PDT #9882 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok, it must be Middle School Teachers Hiring Week, cause my sister just got her first teaching job - Middle School Algebra and Pre-Algebra and 1 computer class.
YAY MIDDLE SCHOOL MATH TEACHERS!
Steph L. - Aug 23, 2006 9:10:53 am PDT #9883 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Is Cellulitis of Leg the same as Cellulite on Leg?
Not at all.
You can live with cellulite, though you might not want to; cellulitis might just kill you.
Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2006 9:16:46 am PDT #9884 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
As I was walking to the bathroom, a co-worker in the admin department greeted me. We're on friendly terms ever since we met at a company party in April.
"Hi, Sunil."
"Hi," I said.
She dropped her voice down a little as she said, "I just wanted to let you know that I, personally, am taking care of your paperwork."
"Oh," I said.
"So I don't want you fretting anymore. I'm going to make this happen."
"Thank you," I said.
TAKE THAT, MOM.