I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2006 8:39:11 am PDT #9878 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is Cellulitis of Leg the same as Cellulite on Leg?

Not at all.

Just up in L&D.

Law & Disorder?


DavidS - Aug 23, 2006 8:40:19 am PDT #9879 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Law & Disorder?

Lusty and Diseased.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 23, 2006 8:50:06 am PDT #9880 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Lusty and Diseased.

I was gonna go with Light Ampersanding Diode.


Ginger - Aug 23, 2006 9:05:34 am PDT #9881 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I don't believe any Bitches are represented by these b--tards (maybe Ginger is, not sure).

I think the senators are both in the state. I would not be surprised if Saxby Chambliss and his family behaved that way. My Representative is Cynthia McKinney. She has many faults, but I don't think the desire to throw crockery in Greece is one of them. Throwing crockery here, possibly.


Aims - Aug 23, 2006 9:06:58 am PDT #9882 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok, it must be Middle School Teachers Hiring Week, cause my sister just got her first teaching job - Middle School Algebra and Pre-Algebra and 1 computer class.

YAY MIDDLE SCHOOL MATH TEACHERS!


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2006 9:10:53 am PDT #9883 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Is Cellulitis of Leg the same as Cellulite on Leg?

Not at all.

You can live with cellulite, though you might not want to; cellulitis might just kill you.


Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2006 9:16:46 am PDT #9884 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

As I was walking to the bathroom, a co-worker in the admin department greeted me. We're on friendly terms ever since we met at a company party in April.

"Hi, Sunil."

"Hi," I said.

She dropped her voice down a little as she said, "I just wanted to let you know that I, personally, am taking care of your paperwork."

"Oh," I said.

"So I don't want you fretting anymore. I'm going to make this happen."

"Thank you," I said.

TAKE THAT, MOM.


Ailleann - Aug 23, 2006 9:16:51 am PDT #9885 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I had cellulitis on my face. It was teh suck.


Jars - Aug 23, 2006 9:29:00 am PDT #9886 of 10001

I went to my great uncle's for lunch today. A great uncle I haven't seen since I was about three. He is a most lovely man. He used to be a chef for noble families all over Enland, and he now live in a retirement cottage on the estate of Lord and Lady Halifax. He lives in the most adorable little village with two pug dogs, and is just full of stories. It's so nice to meet bits of family that you've sort of forgotten about and then actually like.


WindSparrow - Aug 23, 2006 9:38:57 am PDT #9887 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I like your family, Jars. Can I share with you? Pretend to be some long lost cousin from the colonies?

{{{{{{Sean, Brenda, et al.}}}}}}

Someone tell me to put the laundry out on the line, then walk over to the farmers' market to see if there is anything I want/need - particularly local honey. Will check the health food store next, but I'm bloody sick of these allergies.