This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Aug 23, 2006 7:33:20 am PDT #9862 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

$4100 just for the privilege of staying in a room overnight? The mind boggles. Here I thought a $300 night at the Fairmont was pricey. The really scary part of this story is that those are the prices charged to insured patients, and lots of places have different, much higher rates for the uninsured. If I should become ill, I expect that will mean that all my money will disappear with a small, pitiful whooshing noise, and then a giant mountain of debt will smother what's left of me.

People are shooting at hang gliders? What a craptastic hobby.

In Much Better News: I had a phone call last night. Looks like we're going to have another niece or nephew in May or so. My youngest cousin is feeling virile and proud of his aim, and I am thinking, but I remember carrying you around when you were little, how can you possibly be old enough to reproduce? Eeek! I'm old!

Then I got another phone call from my high school buddy who's been widowed recently. Three hours of drunken telephone counseling and cameraderie and being awake till 2 am has left me a tired and cranky mess who really, really doesn't want to go on another job interview today. I don't want to handle paperwork concerning severely emotionally disturbed youth. I don't want those sad stories clogging up my forebrain.


Sparky1 - Aug 23, 2006 7:42:58 am PDT #9863 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

While I am horrified, disgusted, and outraged at JZ's hospital bill, I just have to say...

The Halloweenie? Worth. Every. Penny.


Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2006 7:44:20 am PDT #9864 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

At least now we have an estimate of her market value.


Vortex - Aug 23, 2006 7:45:38 am PDT #9865 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

At least now we have an estimate of her market value.

well, that's really her presale value. She'll be worth more after she's actually born.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 23, 2006 7:46:47 am PDT #9866 of 10001
What is even happening?

JZ, were you in an ICU? I've been out of the hospital biz for ten years, but even allowing for that, your room price is a multiple of what I would have expected.

Katerina, in my part of the country, the room rate is the room rate. The ins co may have a contract stipulating what they'll allow for charges, but the rates themselves don't change. Of course when a roomrate is 4k, that's not even cold comfort.


Glamcookie - Aug 23, 2006 7:49:23 am PDT #9867 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Cute cupcake wear for toddlers/babies:


Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2006 7:50:48 am PDT #9868 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

well, that's really her presale value. She'll be worth more after she's actually born.

Ah, yes. Babies appreciate a whopping 73% just out of the womb.


Sparky1 - Aug 23, 2006 8:03:08 am PDT #9869 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

A video of D, doing his thing: [link]


Glamcookie - Aug 23, 2006 8:09:21 am PDT #9870 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Where is everybody? I don't wanna work on content models!


Aims - Aug 23, 2006 8:13:29 am PDT #9871 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

She'll be worth more after she's actually born.

When Joe and I were at the peak of Sleep Deprevation Hell, we would discuss selling Em.

"How much do you think we could get?"

"For a blue-eyed, blonde, Caucasian girl? A brazillion."

"Let's sell her."

"Okay. Just as soon as I have the energy to call someone."