OH! And there's a bedrest support org. I think it's called Sidelines. If you want to check it out, because BEDREST SUCKS.

Hey all. Back from the hospital again.

S is back on the upturn, though still not what you'd call better. She's certainly doing better than she was last night. Still in the ICU. Hopefully tomorrow they'll move her back out again. If everything goes amazing, they may let her out tomorrow, but we're thinking Friday is more likely.

I had Sex Dream Guilt even without being on bedrest, because I was worrying all on my own about premature labor and because I wasn't having much fun during actual sex while pregnant (I like to be able to do things like move around and breathe during sex).

Otherwise, JZ, your rant sounds EXACTLY like how I felt this time in my pregnancy, but I didn't have the excuse of medically mandated bedrest.

Sean, that's cautiously good news. I'm so sorry you guys are going through this. Vibing for a good strong recovery for S.

ETA: And it's a measure of how battered I'm feeling by the last couple of months that rather than being happy they caught the guy who killed JonBenet Ramsey, I'm almost crying for her poor parents who had to go through all that.

(I like to be able to do things like move around and breathe during sex).

Raq = Superfreak

Call me.

A's are 6.5 up on the AL West. I've been reading the Mariners blog for amusement. It's filled with deeply bitter and snarky fans. It's not even schaudenfreude - I like the M's okay. It's not like they're the Yankees. But their total butt-monkeyness to the A's this year is almost unprecedented. They've lost 15 in a row. If you throw out their record against the A's, the Mariners are a winning team and the A's aren't in first.

I've been reading the Mariners blog for amusement.

Reminds me of Susan.

Yanks aren't so bad.

Yanks aren't so bad.

In that they aren't the Dallas Cowboys, that is correct.

I heard the best joke the other day. Bubba and Bodreaux are in a bar. Bubba's going on and on about the Cowboys and their Superbowl rings-as they do. So Boudreaux is all

Boudreaux: Me, I'm a Saint's fan .

Bubba: WHY!?!

Boudreaux: Well, my daddy's a Saints fan. My grandaddy's a Saints fan. My momma's a Saints fan and all my brothers and sisters are Saints fans.

Bubba: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If your daddy was a moron, and your grandaddy was a moron and your momma was a moron, and all your brothers and sisters were morons, what would that make you?

Boudreaux: A Cowboys fan.

Hey, David, if you're still up, I don't suppose you know any sex tip sites that explicitly cover blowing an uncut cock?

I'm lazy, and not feeling like Googling, and it's been about 13 years since I've had to deal with one, and I need it for a story.

(Okay, so I did Google, and now I have to share this 403 error message!)

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /oral_sex.htm on this server.

Damn. Hit with the internet chastity belt!

I've never found it that different once they're...at attention. It's the beginning that's a little different. Just have to be a little more gentle.

ETA: YOU GOT COCK BLOCKED BY THE INTERNET!