Gunn: You saying popping mama threw you a beating? Lorne: Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwah-ha-ha'd at us.

'Underneath'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Aug 16, 2006 5:53:55 pm PDT #9048 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If I dusted the venetian blinds I'd be a better hubby.

If you did this, you'd have to be OCD on crack. I tried cleaning my blinds once. I ended up squirting myself in the mouth with Windex; I was cussing after spending 45 minutes wiping and still having only half a room worth of blinds done.

Moral 1: Cuss AWAY from the cleaning products. Moral 2: Cleaning blinds either masturbatory heaven or unrealistic perfectionist hell for foul-mouthed Virgos


erikaj - Aug 16, 2006 6:01:06 pm PDT #9049 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Bite me Sounds like somebody's sad she's not invited. I had a Zmayhem dream once.


juliana - Aug 16, 2006 6:22:52 pm PDT #9050 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

If I dusted the venetian blinds I'd be a better hubby.

If you did this, you'd have to be OCD on crack. I tried cleaning my blinds once. I ended up squirting myself in the mouth with Windex; I was cussing after spending 45 minutes wiping and still having only half a room worth of blinds done.

Gods, the blinds in this apartment were SO FILTHY when I moved in, it was horrible. There was An Incident with the 409 I used to clean it. Let's just say I found out that regular 409 bleaches carpets. And walls. And pretty much anything.

Non-washed-out picture of hair. Still Photoshopped to within an inch of its life.


Strix - Aug 16, 2006 6:25:47 pm PDT #9051 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

There was An Incident with the 409 I used to clean it. Let's just say I found out that regular 409 bleaches carpets. And walls. And pretty much anything.

Huh. I was thinking about laser teeth whitening, but maybe I should switch cleaners and rethink this whole No-Clean-Blinds thing.


DavidS - Aug 16, 2006 6:40:41 pm PDT #9052 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Bite me, O 'Bot.

Bare your ass! I am so gonna leave a mark.

I tried cleaning my blinds once. I ended up squirting myself in the mouth with Windex;

Erin validates me!

I had a Zmayhem dream once.

erika validates us!


DavidS - Aug 16, 2006 6:42:24 pm PDT #9053 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Non-washed-out picture of hair. Still Photoshopped to within an inch of its life.

I haven't seen you with bangs in a while, and I have to say - they work for you.


Aims - Aug 16, 2006 6:43:22 pm PDT #9054 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I painted a door 5 days before I had Em because it was dirty.

The next day I hosted 26 people for Thanksgiving dinner.

The pregnancy hormones, they are of teh strange.

{{{{JZ}}}}


Steph L. - Aug 16, 2006 6:50:13 pm PDT #9055 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Bite me, O 'Bot.

Bare your ass! I am so gonna leave a mark.

You *wish.*


DCJensen - Aug 16, 2006 7:12:16 pm PDT #9056 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

My mom just puts filthy miniblinds in the bathtub to soak for an hour or two, and then rinses them off with the shower afterwards.


P.M. Marc - Aug 16, 2006 7:12:41 pm PDT #9057 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Mmmm... Tep threats!

Hey, Tep, I was thinking about your scar tonight.

Err.

You know, in a good way, because I think your scar is pretty cute.

But any how, my cousin-in-law just (in the last couple months) had full-on major back surgery for scoliosis that was in danger of crushing her organs, so my F-i-L was showing us the pictures of her whole-torso scar, and it made me think of you.

JZ, when I was on full-on Pelvic Rest, I too had Sex Dream Guilt. So, you know, I offer my extreme sympathies.