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Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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DavidS - Aug 16, 2006 9:38:00 pm PDT #9061 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(I like to be able to do things like move around and breathe during sex).

Raq = Superfreak

Call me.

A's are 6.5 up on the AL West. I've been reading the Mariners blog for amusement. It's filled with deeply bitter and snarky fans. It's not even schaudenfreude - I like the M's okay. It's not like they're the Yankees. But their total butt-monkeyness to the A's this year is almost unprecedented. They've lost 15 in a row. If you throw out their record against the A's, the Mariners are a winning team and the A's aren't in first.

Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2006 9:46:14 pm PDT #9062 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I've been reading the Mariners blog for amusement.

Reminds me of Susan.

Yanks aren't so bad.

DavidS - Aug 16, 2006 9:48:24 pm PDT #9063 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yanks aren't so bad.

In that they aren't the Dallas Cowboys, that is correct.

Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2006 9:55:56 pm PDT #9064 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I heard the best joke the other day. Bubba and Bodreaux are in a bar. Bubba's going on and on about the Cowboys and their Superbowl rings-as they do. So Boudreaux is all

Boudreaux: Me, I'm a Saint's fan .

Bubba: WHY!?!

Boudreaux: Well, my daddy's a Saints fan. My grandaddy's a Saints fan. My momma's a Saints fan and all my brothers and sisters are Saints fans.

Bubba: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If your daddy was a moron, and your grandaddy was a moron and your momma was a moron, and all your brothers and sisters were morons, what would that make you?

Boudreaux: A Cowboys fan.

P.M. Marc - Aug 16, 2006 10:04:21 pm PDT #9065 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hey, David, if you're still up, I don't suppose you know any sex tip sites that explicitly cover blowing an uncut cock?

I'm lazy, and not feeling like Googling, and it's been about 13 years since I've had to deal with one, and I need it for a story.

P.M. Marc - Aug 16, 2006 10:09:18 pm PDT #9066 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(Okay, so I did Google, and now I have to share this 403 error message!)

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /oral_sex.htm on this server.

Damn. Hit with the internet chastity belt!

Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2006 10:09:24 pm PDT #9067 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I've never found it that different once they're...at attention. It's the beginning that's a little different. Just have to be a little more gentle.

ETA: YOU GOT COCK BLOCKED BY THE INTERNET!

Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2006 10:14:49 pm PDT #9068 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Also, you should be forewarned- should you ever meet me in person, that's totally the kind of thing I'd yell in a crowded bar.

P.M. Marc - Aug 16, 2006 10:17:05 pm PDT #9069 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Daisy, trust me--that's not a problem!

AND OMG, I DID! The INTERNET COCKBLOCKED ME!

Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2006 10:19:17 pm PDT #9070 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And now, I'm to bed... If I can stop giggling.

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