Fernet = shots, which is an approved roadhouse method of booze consumption.
The cherry vodka, I agree is suspect.
I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.
Mal ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:06:26 am PDT #772 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Topic!Cindy - Jun 20, 2006 9:09:35 am PDT #773 of 10001
What is even happening?
The Cape Codders (vodka, cran, and a lime) are a possibility. The red wine - okay, but y'all are getting it in a regular glass. None of this fancy stemware.I need no fancy stemware for my wine.
(FTR, the judge has no issue with people drinking soda or water or soda water, because she understands that not everyone likes Teh Booze.)Excellent. I like the Teh Booze, but I can't always drink Teh Booze, and in fact, you would not want me to always drink Teh Booze. That said, I am open to being badgered into trying both crazy shots, and this Fernet stuff, all the kids are drinking.
(There will be occasional, polite, quiet lobbying for frozen Strawberry Daiquiris and Pina Coladas on hot summer nights, and for White Russians and or Sombreros, when I'm feeling calcium deficient. Successful lobbying will be followed by hefty tipping. Said lobbying will only occur when the band is both on a break and yet [sadly] unavailable to receive the bartender's ministrations).
juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:10:19 am PDT #774 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
This is a roadhouse, y'all!
Right. A Cherry Vodka and Fernet serving Roadhouse.
Thhhpt.
Okay, so the Perfect Buffista Bar has:
A stage for the live music
A DJ booth, probably in a corner of the stage
A dance floor polished enough that Aimee and Robin can roller-skate when the DJ plays "Starry-Eyed Surprise"
Every kind of alcohol available (including absinthe)
Couches and comfy chairs
Swivelling barstools
A 24-hour gourmet deli next door for the snackies (I'm not dealing with a kitchen)
Wide flatscreen TVs for the viewing of various shows and/or events
Buffy/Angel/Due South/The Office/Supernatural nights
Princess Bride night
What else am I missing?
Lee - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:27 am PDT #775 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Too Much Candy bowls?
Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:29 am PDT #776 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
What else am I missing?
On-call masseuse/cabana boy.
Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:36 am PDT #777 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Shirtless Gunn. IJS. In a cage for dancing.
juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:48 am PDT #778 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Also,
Are cosmos considered too girlie?
Nope, but given the tendency of the judge to break stemware, you'd be getting them in a well-chilled rocks glass.
juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:14:01 am PDT #779 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Too Much Candy bowls?
Good point.
On-call masseuse/cabana boy.
Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?
Shirtless Gunn. IJS. In a cage for dancing.
Okay, we're trying to keep it vaguely within the realm of possibility....
But I'll try.
Toddson - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:13 am PDT #780 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
If you can get Christian Kane to sing, an occasional shirtless Gunn shouldn't be beyond you.
Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:24 am PDT #781 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?
I don't know about your fantasy bar, but in mine, the cabana boys can give massages and pedicures.