Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:24 am PDT #781 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?

I don't know about your fantasy bar, but in mine, the cabana boys can give massages and pedicures.


amych - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:41 am PDT #782 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Shirtless Gunn look-alike? You should be able to find one of those somewhere in SF, what with all the pretty...


Toddson - Jun 20, 2006 9:16:25 am PDT #783 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, this is sounding less like a bar - or roadhouse - than someplace I want to move into.


Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:16:30 am PDT #784 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How many more days do I have left??

::head desk head desk head desk::


juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:16:51 am PDT #785 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

the cabana boys can give massages and pedicures.

Also a good point.

If you can get Christian Kane to sing, an occasional shirtless Gunn shouldn't be beyond you.

The singing is a matter of raising enough money to buy a bar and then enough to hire Kane (the band).

Okay, you have a point about the relative unattainability of both goals....


Toddson - Jun 20, 2006 9:21:39 am PDT #786 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, you're describing the official drinking spot on Buffista Island.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:23:17 am PDT #787 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I vote you assume that by the time you have the bar and the money to hire Kane as the house band, JAR will have given up acting for cage-dancing.


sj - Jun 20, 2006 9:26:28 am PDT #788 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Nope, but given the tendency of the judge to break stemware, you'd be getting them in a well-chilled rocks glass.

This would be good, considering my tendency to spill them after the first one.

Things accomplished today: Unpacked another box(no idea what to do with what I unpacked yet), installed Microsoft Office, and filled out financial aid paperwork.


Trudy Booth - Jun 20, 2006 9:27:12 am PDT #789 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

"Now you can tell him when he's older that he used to suck on pap smear sticks!"

That along with the pacifier twirling makes me think he'll be the George Clooney of his day. Seriously.

Kristin, get some rest. (well, you probably already are, just agreeing you should)

I'm home sick today, my throat feels like its been massaged with sandpaper and I'm pretty sure I'm running a fever.

I'd stay put all day except Dallas has a vet appointment tonight. We're going to my old vet in Astoria because her currend vet is, I suspect, bananas for wanting to send her to an oncologist and do radical surgery without even doing a biopsy on a dog who has had cysts removed before. (see, if you disturb the tissue with a biopsy and it is bad well then, you're not going to have as good an outcome as if you assume its cancer and remove half the dog's abdomen because she has little bumps AGAIN). I'm pretty much trying to not cry quite a bit. The dog, of course, has no clue. Heh.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:34:37 am PDT #790 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Life is unfair -- this is shooting right across the street from my office, and yet there is no Chris Rock or Gina Torres there. (It's a second unit.)