Buffistas

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:10:19 am PDT #774 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

This is a roadhouse, y'all!

Right. A Cherry Vodka and Fernet serving Roadhouse.

Thhhpt.

Okay, so the Perfect Buffista Bar has:

A stage for the live music
A DJ booth, probably in a corner of the stage
A dance floor polished enough that Aimee and Robin can roller-skate when the DJ plays "Starry-Eyed Surprise"
Every kind of alcohol available (including absinthe)
Couches and comfy chairs
Swivelling barstools
A 24-hour gourmet deli next door for the snackies (I'm not dealing with a kitchen)
Wide flatscreen TVs for the viewing of various shows and/or events
Buffy/Angel/Due South/The Office/Supernatural nights
Princess Bride night

What else am I missing?

Lee - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:27 am PDT #775 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Too Much Candy bowls?

Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:29 am PDT #776 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What else am I missing?

On-call masseuse/cabana boy.

Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:36 am PDT #777 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Shirtless Gunn. IJS. In a cage for dancing.

juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:48 am PDT #778 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Also,

Are cosmos considered too girlie?

Nope, but given the tendency of the judge to break stemware, you'd be getting them in a well-chilled rocks glass.

juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:14:01 am PDT #779 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Too Much Candy bowls?

Good point.

On-call masseuse/cabana boy.

Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?

Shirtless Gunn. IJS. In a cage for dancing.

Okay, we're trying to keep it vaguely within the realm of possibility....

But I'll try.

Toddson - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:13 am PDT #780 of 10001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

If you can get Christian Kane to sing, an occasional shirtless Gunn shouldn't be beyond you.

Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:24 am PDT #781 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?

I don't know about your fantasy bar, but in mine, the cabana boys can give massages and pedicures.

amych - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:41 am PDT #782 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Shirtless Gunn look-alike? You should be able to find one of those somewhere in SF, what with all the pretty...

Toddson - Jun 20, 2006 9:16:25 am PDT #783 of 10001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, this is sounding less like a bar - or roadhouse - than someplace I want to move into.

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