Also,
Are cosmos considered too girlie?
Nope, but given the tendency of the judge to break stemware, you'd be getting them in a well-chilled rocks glass.
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Also,
Are cosmos considered too girlie?
Nope, but given the tendency of the judge to break stemware, you'd be getting them in a well-chilled rocks glass.
Too Much Candy bowls?
Good point.
On-call masseuse/cabana boy.
Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?
Shirtless Gunn. IJS. In a cage for dancing.
Okay, we're trying to keep it vaguely within the realm of possibility....
But I'll try.
If you can get Christian Kane to sing, an occasional shirtless Gunn shouldn't be beyond you.
Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?
I don't know about your fantasy bar, but in mine, the cabana boys can give massages and pedicures.
Shirtless Gunn look-alike? You should be able to find one of those somewhere in SF, what with all the pretty...
Actually, this is sounding less like a bar - or roadhouse - than someplace I want to move into.
How many more days do I have left??
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the cabana boys can give massages and pedicures.
Also a good point.
If you can get Christian Kane to sing, an occasional shirtless Gunn shouldn't be beyond you.
The singing is a matter of raising enough money to buy a bar and then enough to hire Kane (the band).
Okay, you have a point about the relative unattainability of both goals....
Actually, you're describing the official drinking spot on Buffista Island.
I vote you assume that by the time you have the bar and the money to hire Kane as the house band, JAR will have given up acting for cage-dancing.