Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:12:48 am PDT #778 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Also,

Are cosmos considered too girlie?

Nope, but given the tendency of the judge to break stemware, you'd be getting them in a well-chilled rocks glass.


juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:14:01 am PDT #779 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Too Much Candy bowls?

Good point.

On-call masseuse/cabana boy.

Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?

Shirtless Gunn. IJS. In a cage for dancing.

Okay, we're trying to keep it vaguely within the realm of possibility....

But I'll try.


Toddson - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:13 am PDT #780 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

If you can get Christian Kane to sing, an occasional shirtless Gunn shouldn't be beyond you.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:24 am PDT #781 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oooooo. Also possibly on-call manicurist?

I don't know about your fantasy bar, but in mine, the cabana boys can give massages and pedicures.


amych - Jun 20, 2006 9:15:41 am PDT #782 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Shirtless Gunn look-alike? You should be able to find one of those somewhere in SF, what with all the pretty...


Toddson - Jun 20, 2006 9:16:25 am PDT #783 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, this is sounding less like a bar - or roadhouse - than someplace I want to move into.


Aims - Jun 20, 2006 9:16:30 am PDT #784 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How many more days do I have left??

::head desk head desk head desk::


juliana - Jun 20, 2006 9:16:51 am PDT #785 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

the cabana boys can give massages and pedicures.

Also a good point.

If you can get Christian Kane to sing, an occasional shirtless Gunn shouldn't be beyond you.

The singing is a matter of raising enough money to buy a bar and then enough to hire Kane (the band).

Okay, you have a point about the relative unattainability of both goals....


Toddson - Jun 20, 2006 9:21:39 am PDT #786 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, you're describing the official drinking spot on Buffista Island.


Jessica - Jun 20, 2006 9:23:17 am PDT #787 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I vote you assume that by the time you have the bar and the money to hire Kane as the house band, JAR will have given up acting for cage-dancing.