Well, it certainly wasn't perfect today. But, oh, well. I'm not gonna let that bother me.
Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Jun 28, 2006 7:51:10 am PDT #2217 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
ChiKat - Jun 28, 2006 7:51:18 am PDT #2218 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
next time I embarrass her in front of clients
This. A comment like, "Now's not a good time. Try coming back in 4 hours. Or, better, schedule an appointment 24 hours in advance, like you're supposed to."
vw bug - Jun 28, 2006 7:52:28 am PDT #2219 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
"Now's not a good time. Try coming back in 4 hours. Or, better, schedule an appointment 24 hours in advance, like you're supposed to."
Exactly.
And I was all, "I thought you were coming at 6."
And later I was like, "So you're not coming back at 6?"
Even later she says, "But I'll be back at 6:30."
UMMMMMM....
erikaj - Jun 28, 2006 7:55:57 am PDT #2220 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
around here, you could have a *gun* IJS. Things *are* different in MA.
brenda m - Jun 28, 2006 7:56:13 am PDT #2221 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
vw bug - Jun 28, 2006 7:56:50 am PDT #2222 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
No. We don't. I wish.
Sparky1 - Jun 28, 2006 8:00:01 am PDT #2223 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
vw, if she shows up one minute before 6:30 make her wait. If she shows up late, tell her you're going out at (time) and she and her clients will have to be gone by then. Make sure you emphasize that you've been extremelyu forgiving of her in the past, but you will now expect her to live by the letter of the law.
vw bug - Jun 28, 2006 8:00:56 am PDT #2224 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Not actually gonna be home when she comes at 6:30, which is sort of a blessing.
I hope Toto bites her. Not really, of course, because that would cause a whole nother batch of problems.
Volans - Jun 28, 2006 8:01:20 am PDT #2225 of 10001
move out and draw fire
around here, you could have a *gun* IJS. Things *are* different in MA.
Seriously.
Me, I think I might start faking an orgasm really loudly.
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
Wait, she just came in?!?
juliana - Jun 28, 2006 8:01:47 am PDT #2226 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
No. We don't. I wish.
$15 and 10 minutes with a drill will save you a whooooooole lotta grief. IJS.