Not actually gonna be home when she comes at 6:30, which is sort of a blessing.
I hope Toto bites her. Not really, of course, because that would cause a whole nother batch of problems.
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Not actually gonna be home when she comes at 6:30, which is sort of a blessing.
I hope Toto bites her. Not really, of course, because that would cause a whole nother batch of problems.
around here, you could have a *gun* IJS. Things *are* different in MA.
Seriously.
Me, I think I might start faking an orgasm really loudly.
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
Wait, she just came in?!?
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
No. We don't. I wish.
$15 and 10 minutes with a drill will save you a whooooooole lotta grief. IJS.
Wait, she just came in?!?
She did knock.
juliana! Emily wants you to find her an apartment. Whadayasay?
The archetype of "get the fuck off my property" is really strong around here. I wouldn't try that.
She did knock.
Oh, well then, THAT makes it okay.
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Time to start hanging around the house naked.
Time to start hanging around the house naked.
Hee! That's what Ginger said too!
Try poisoning the apartment in the minds of the clients:
"Oh, thank GOD you're here -- did you get my message about the rats!?"
Try poisoning the apartment in the minds of the clients:
Yeah, but then they'll be showing it even MORE and LONGER. No, no. I will be all sweetness and light to potential tenants.