around here, you could have a *gun* IJS. Things *are* different in MA.
Jasmine ,'Power Play'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
No. We don't. I wish.
vw, if she shows up one minute before 6:30 make her wait. If she shows up late, tell her you're going out at (time) and she and her clients will have to be gone by then. Make sure you emphasize that you've been extremelyu forgiving of her in the past, but you will now expect her to live by the letter of the law.
Not actually gonna be home when she comes at 6:30, which is sort of a blessing.
I hope Toto bites her. Not really, of course, because that would cause a whole nother batch of problems.
around here, you could have a *gun* IJS. Things *are* different in MA.
Seriously.
Me, I think I might start faking an orgasm really loudly.
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
Wait, she just came in?!?
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
No. We don't. I wish.
$15 and 10 minutes with a drill will save you a whooooooole lotta grief. IJS.
Wait, she just came in?!?
She did knock.
juliana! Emily wants you to find her an apartment. Whadayasay?
The archetype of "get the fuck off my property" is really strong around here. I wouldn't try that.