vw, if she shows up one minute before 6:30 make her wait. If she shows up late, tell her you're going out at (time) and she and her clients will have to be gone by then. Make sure you emphasize that you've been extremelyu forgiving of her in the past, but you will now expect her to live by the letter of the law.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sparky1 - Jun 28, 2006 8:00:01 am PDT #2223 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
vw bug - Jun 28, 2006 8:00:56 am PDT #2224 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Not actually gonna be home when she comes at 6:30, which is sort of a blessing.
I hope Toto bites her. Not really, of course, because that would cause a whole nother batch of problems.
Volans - Jun 28, 2006 8:01:20 am PDT #2225 of 10001
move out and draw fire
around here, you could have a *gun* IJS. Things *are* different in MA.
Seriously.
Me, I think I might start faking an orgasm really loudly.
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
Wait, she just came in?!?
juliana - Jun 28, 2006 8:01:47 am PDT #2226 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Do you have a chain lock on your door? Seriously.
No. We don't. I wish.
$15 and 10 minutes with a drill will save you a whooooooole lotta grief. IJS.
vw bug - Jun 28, 2006 8:03:06 am PDT #2227 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Wait, she just came in?!?
She did knock.
vw bug - Jun 28, 2006 8:04:02 am PDT #2228 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
juliana! Emily wants you to find her an apartment. Whadayasay?
erikaj - Jun 28, 2006 8:04:07 am PDT #2229 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
The archetype of "get the fuck off my property" is really strong around here. I wouldn't try that.
Volans - Jun 28, 2006 8:04:08 am PDT #2230 of 10001
move out and draw fire
She did knock.
Oh, well then, THAT makes it okay.
...
Time to start hanging around the house naked.
vw bug - Jun 28, 2006 8:05:05 am PDT #2231 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Time to start hanging around the house naked.
Hee! That's what Ginger said too!
amych - Jun 28, 2006 8:05:53 am PDT #2232 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Try poisoning the apartment in the minds of the clients:
"Oh, thank GOD you're here -- did you get my message about the rats!?"