A happy cat is a sleeping cat. Or the other way around. In any case, a stupefied cat is a cat that is not mauling you.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Jun 27, 2006 6:06:35 pm PDT #2157 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Maria - Jun 27, 2006 6:10:22 pm PDT #2158 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Apparently, I get bupkiss.
You get a happy wife who's basking in her husband's love, making her more radiant than usual.
Oh, and the admiration of the Bitches for being a good hubby.
They really don't hurt at all, actually.
Wow. They looked incredibly painful. When mauling, my cats have to inflict the pain as well as the bruising.
DCJensen - Jun 27, 2006 6:11:24 pm PDT #2159 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
You know you've used the right amount of cat relaxant when they come by later and meow "Do it again! Do it again!"
Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2006 6:13:20 pm PDT #2160 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Okay. JZ's wearing her super stylish, much-coveted new birthday hat. I fed her the meal of her choice (linguini in clam sauce) and she got a birthday carrot cake with candle.
Apparently, I get bupkiss.
My initial scan of your post read linguini as lingerie, which made your final statement not make sense.
DavidS - Jun 27, 2006 6:13:38 pm PDT #2161 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You get a happy wife who's basking in her husband's love, making her more radiant than usual.
Yes, but none of those things are made of cake.
She's not happy. She's fretful and guilty because she didn't get me anything.
brenda m - Jun 27, 2006 6:18:28 pm PDT #2162 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
There is plenty of time to procure cake, just for the record.
Maria - Jun 27, 2006 6:21:52 pm PDT #2163 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
She's fretful and guilty because she didn't get me anything.
She shouldn't be. Birthdays are best when the gift-giving and festivities are spread out over time, and not all crammed into one day.
DavidS - Jun 27, 2006 6:24:01 pm PDT #2164 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Birthdays are best when the gift-giving and festivities are spread out over time, and not all crammed into one day.
Oh, I'm totally down with the extended birthday trick. I didn't say I was disappointed. She's making her own fret.
Atropa - Jun 27, 2006 6:58:12 pm PDT #2165 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
She's making her own fret.
JZ! Stop that that right now! You're making a whole other person, isn't that enough to keep you busy?
Maria - Jun 27, 2006 7:01:08 pm PDT #2166 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
She's making her own fret.
JZ! Stop that that right now! You're making a whole other person, isn't that enough to keep you busy?
Listen to the Fairy Gothmother. Besides, homemade fret does not go well at all with clams and carrot cake.