She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2006 6:13:38 pm PDT #2161 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You get a happy wife who's basking in her husband's love, making her more radiant than usual.

Yes, but none of those things are made of cake.

She's not happy. She's fretful and guilty because she didn't get me anything.


brenda m - Jun 27, 2006 6:18:28 pm PDT #2162 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

There is plenty of time to procure cake, just for the record.


Maria - Jun 27, 2006 6:21:52 pm PDT #2163 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

She's fretful and guilty because she didn't get me anything.

She shouldn't be. Birthdays are best when the gift-giving and festivities are spread out over time, and not all crammed into one day.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2006 6:24:01 pm PDT #2164 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Birthdays are best when the gift-giving and festivities are spread out over time, and not all crammed into one day.

Oh, I'm totally down with the extended birthday trick. I didn't say I was disappointed. She's making her own fret.


Atropa - Jun 27, 2006 6:58:12 pm PDT #2165 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

She's making her own fret.

JZ! Stop that that right now! You're making a whole other person, isn't that enough to keep you busy?


Maria - Jun 27, 2006 7:01:08 pm PDT #2166 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

She's making her own fret.

JZ! Stop that that right now! You're making a whole other person, isn't that enough to keep you busy?

Listen to the Fairy Gothmother. Besides, homemade fret does not go well at all with clams and carrot cake.


Pix - Jun 27, 2006 7:01:53 pm PDT #2167 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

homemade fret does not go well at all with clams and carrot cake.

NATLBSB


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2006 7:26:07 pm PDT #2168 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I got the all clear from the cardiologist. The up side is, of course, cardiac health and the possibility that I can be prescribed Cymbalta. The down side is...apparently I'm as healthy as a horse. Who gets multiple daily migraines.

Ah, well. I'll see the headache specialist in a couple weeks. I'd hoped sooner, but what can you do? She gave me this test pack of Provigil which cut right through the hangover I get every morning from the night's Neurontin/Elavil cocktail. I can be even morninger a person!


Pix - Jun 27, 2006 7:27:06 pm PDT #2169 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Did I kill the thread?

t shrugs

Okay, then I'll bore you all with my bounciness. My friend A. is over here now working on rewriting her resume and cover letter to send out in the morning. I'M SO EXCITED! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING! It would be a dream come true to teach in the same school with her--I can't even tell you.

ETA: Oops! X-post with ita. Glad you got a clean bill of health. Not so glad you're still in the dark about the migraines.


Cass - Jun 27, 2006 7:31:13 pm PDT #2170 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Apparently, I get bupkiss.
What kind of kiss is this? ::consults pocket kink guide::