I'm not sure I see a downside, Lee.
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Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
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Lee, if it keeps you from getting mauled... Those were some nasty bruises. I hope they don't hurt too much.
Okay. JZ's wearing her super stylish, much-coveted new birthday hat. I fed her the meal of her choice (linguini in clam sauce) and she got a birthday carrot cake with candle.
Apparently, I get bupkiss.
::cuts eyes at wife::
I'm not sure I see a downside, Lee.
I know. I just wish it wasn't necessary.
I hope they don't hurt too much.
They really don't hurt at all, actually.
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bupkiss.That's got to be better than Bupkes though, right?
A happy cat is a sleeping cat. Or the other way around. In any case, a stupefied cat is a cat that is not mauling you.
Apparently, I get bupkiss.
You get a happy wife who's basking in her husband's love, making her more radiant than usual.
Oh, and the admiration of the Bitches for being a good hubby.
They really don't hurt at all, actually.
Wow. They looked incredibly painful. When mauling, my cats have to inflict the pain as well as the bruising.
You know you've used the right amount of cat relaxant when they come by later and meow "Do it again! Do it again!"
Okay. JZ's wearing her super stylish, much-coveted new birthday hat. I fed her the meal of her choice (linguini in clam sauce) and she got a birthday carrot cake with candle.
Apparently, I get bupkiss.
My initial scan of your post read linguini as lingerie, which made your final statement not make sense.
You get a happy wife who's basking in her husband's love, making her more radiant than usual.
Yes, but none of those things are made of cake.
She's not happy. She's fretful and guilty because she didn't get me anything.
There is plenty of time to procure cake, just for the record.