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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Maria - Jun 27, 2006 5:06:23 pm PDT #2150 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I'm glad today was better, Suzi. It's tough all around when days like yesterday smack you upside the head.

I'm home, finally, but I thought I was going to have to paddle the last 30 miles. There's a river in front of my house that's not supposed to be there.

Slacks Off Worse Than Anyone When It Comes To Timely Gifts

I may have you beat. I still haven't procured a wedding gift for my sister, who got married in 2001 and is now in the process of a divorce. It may turn into a "Happy Divorce" present instead.

beth b - Jun 27, 2006 5:32:15 pm PDT #2151 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

good news Suzi.

I need to make some dinner

Lee - Jun 27, 2006 5:42:50 pm PDT #2152 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm not sure, but I think I just prozaced the cat into a stupor.

Cass - Jun 27, 2006 5:53:57 pm PDT #2153 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm not sure I see a downside, Lee.

Maria - Jun 27, 2006 5:57:06 pm PDT #2154 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Lee, if it keeps you from getting mauled... Those were some nasty bruises. I hope they don't hurt too much.

DavidS - Jun 27, 2006 6:05:06 pm PDT #2155 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay. JZ's wearing her super stylish, much-coveted new birthday hat. I fed her the meal of her choice (linguini in clam sauce) and she got a birthday carrot cake with candle.

Apparently, I get bupkiss.

::cuts eyes at wife::

Lee - Jun 27, 2006 6:05:38 pm PDT #2156 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm not sure I see a downside, Lee.

I know. I just wish it wasn't necessary.

I hope they don't hurt too much.

They really don't hurt at all, actually.

eta:

bupkiss.
That's got to be better than Bupkes though, right?

-t - Jun 27, 2006 6:06:35 pm PDT #2157 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A happy cat is a sleeping cat. Or the other way around. In any case, a stupefied cat is a cat that is not mauling you.

Maria - Jun 27, 2006 6:10:22 pm PDT #2158 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Apparently, I get bupkiss.

You get a happy wife who's basking in her husband's love, making her more radiant than usual.

Oh, and the admiration of the Bitches for being a good hubby.

They really don't hurt at all, actually.

Wow. They looked incredibly painful. When mauling, my cats have to inflict the pain as well as the bruising.

DCJensen - Jun 27, 2006 6:11:24 pm PDT #2159 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

You know you've used the right amount of cat relaxant when they come by later and meow "Do it again! Do it again!"

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